You are a dumb fuck.

Fuck u u piece of shit

A minority who overcame hardships to come to America to pursue his dream, then uses his global platform to be a racist.

Did you know that Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series last year?

“Tell me about it.” -Willson Contreras

Somewhere Sarah McLachlan is really wet.

Baez is slashing .291/.342/.539 with 10 homers since the All-Star Break while filling in full-time at Short (and doing a damn fine job of it). also, he’s fun as shit to watch and routinely infuriates and thrills depending on the game or shit, even the inning. Strike out on a slider 3 feet outside the zone? hit a 400…

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

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It’s incredible to think there are baseball players who wear their pants like an 8-year-old’s pajamas bottoms.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

Or demanding that a prominent black man stand next to and have his picture taken with a President who routinely disparages his community and culture might just be evil.

I wish to make my right fist and left elbow cohesive with Cain’s face and Rovell’s grundle. Embrace that debate of who gets what.

I think Derrick Rose is good at the train.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

Looks like he decided to give Zack Hample a ball or four after all.

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

I just learned about this guy last month while watching Bambi with my kids. It’s amazing to re-watch the movie and look at the backgrounds that Wong painted. I’ll never look at Bambi the same way again.

Thank you *so* much for disregarding my inability to mention that the dunk accounted for a third of Turner’s points, as this post went up midway through the second quarter and I freely acknowledge that I cannot psychically ordain a guy’s scoring total before halftime.