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It. Was. Boring!!!! I considered walking out due to boredom, something I have never done before, but I wanted to wait for Wondy. And the wait was painful but she was amazing!!

Any other sudden changes we might not be aware of?

Zamboni that shit.

Technically not a movie... but still touching

So the aliens completely obliterate most of Earth’s major cities (including at least...3?...in the US, London, New Delhi, etc).

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Fun fact: Ted Marchibroda was the only coach to have coached both the Baltimore Colts and the Baltimore Ravens.

I think that falls under the Porkins genus.

Thanos just went through an intense training seminar about how good bosses delegate.

I am nominating January 2nd as the worst day to have a birthday all year. Everyone is hungover on your birthday and doesn’t want to go out as an adult and as a child it was close enough where you still got the whole, “We’ll just get you one big gift” from family members.

No, but we monitor this closely. Chargers only get plugged in when needed. Regular equipment is a necessary evil. Stuff like the TV and clock radio draw all the time because they all have transformers inside that remain energized. But we are careful to purchase Energy Star rated and for the most part, the vampire draw…

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday

A part of me wants Adam Warlock to be played by Owen Wilson...

“Microorganisms could hitchhike between the two worlds, increasing their chances of surviving a planet-sterilizing event.”

Best Sustained Hallucination Caught On Film

“They found grain in there too, right?”

I’d rather be a zombie then go to Philly