Photo of a twelve-foot tall player in transition (metaphor edition):

Would that be “bananalytics” or “banananalytics”?

Would someone talk about how these TSA problems were not started by the sequestration. It seems like the logical result of four years of budget cuts. Also, predictable:

The destination sign in the adult catbus says “Furthur.”

That’s why it wasn’t memorable.

Think Guardians with red mist instead of purple and 100% less dance-off.

“This is the way we do it back home. It really fixes us up.”

Okay, I’ve only seen this machine with it’s terrifying, gaping maw open to the world.

Avatar 5: The Room In Space

Which makes me ask: why did Doc Manhattan put clothes on, but *manifest* a crystal castle on Mars?

This would have only been improved had Hawkeye said “Since I joined the Avengers, I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white.”

I propose that no further sword and sandal remakes be greenlit without Charlie Day as their star. Based on expression and quality facial hair alone.

Kicking the catcher will immortalize you on YouTube.

The list should have included every time they get on a broomstick or tried to fly in Harry Potter. From the first time:

Didn’t I just watch this?

See, not quite a convertible, but I went straight to Fear and Loathing. “We were 14 parsecs out of Bespin when the drugs took hold.”

Time Bandits. We can argue about All Time greatest, but it was the first time the dude showed up in a movie that I was watching, so it’s seared into my memory.

Thank you for making it through several smoothie articles without using the phrase “cleanse” or “detox.” The Washington Post had a smoothie article that went straight to the land of woo. I literally yelled “BULLSHIT” and shut off the iPad.

Sounds good.

I would have no problem seeing Inside Out, or many of the Pixar/Disney movies, live on in the form of shorts. The Toy Story shorts have been wonderful, and even the Frozen Fever short was watchable. The only necessary sequel is The Incredibles.