Photo of a twelve-foot tall player in transition (metaphor edition):

Would that be “bananalytics” or “banananalytics”?

The destination sign in the adult catbus says “Furthur.”

“This is the way we do it back home. It really fixes us up.”

Kicking the catcher will immortalize you on YouTube.

See, not quite a convertible, but I went straight to Fear and Loathing. “We were 14 parsecs out of Bespin when the drugs took hold.”

Thank you for making it through several smoothie articles without using the phrase “cleanse” or “detox.” The Washington Post had a smoothie article that went straight to the land of woo. I literally yelled “BULLSHIT” and shut off the iPad.

At a bar in Ballard, the laughs just kept on coming.

Do you mean 100% or 💯?

From experience, you are correct. Growing up, you’re in the holiday shadow and all the relatives give you a birthday/Christmas present that’s exactly the same as your brother’s who gets ANOTHER present for his birthday in May. Any birthday party has a 50% no-show due to illness, even if you schedule for a week later.…

What would you do with the bathtub toys?

My stance is that Black Friday ought to serve as the hard open to the Christmas music season, unless I’m drunk and in a really weird place and I need to queue up the Nutcracker Suite just so that I might be able to feel once more.

I love the Orioles, but after a decade of this crap, they need to back the hell off the Nats. Two teams in the region are a benefit to everyone.

Just a thought: I’d love to hear how folks at different phases of running pick their shoes.

Just a thought: I’d love to hear how folks at different phases of running pick their shoes.

I’ve noticed that a lot of the best new beers that have come out were Imperials or Double (and Triple) IPAs. And your list reflects that. Are we getting better flavors, or are our addled livers demanding more for the same buzz?

Avoid those GLORY BOY gourds and enjoy Gregggg Easterbrook’s preferred autumn beer:

Is it just me, or is the mace being stored upside down? Do I have a wrong perception of the heavy end? Because I’m looking at that and thinking a slight bump into the rack and there’s a spike going through my toe.

What is the appropriate sharpness for axes to be used for dancing?

There’s always room for another team in LA.

He’s like a superhero who has NO control over how or when he can use his powers.