Ha, because he’s fat! Brilliant!

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

can we just wipe EA from the face of the planet? that would be amazing!

Maybe a decade ago when he was still playing third I was at a game in Chicago. He bent over to pick up a grounder in warmups and somebody yelled “Try not to split your pants, fatass!” He cracked up laughing, looked over, pointed, and about half an hour after they were back in the dugout an usher came over with an…

May your host never disconnect! 

If you design grills for McDonald’s, and a teenager came to you and said “hey, the guy playing Ronald is sexually harassing me,” would you be comfortable telling them you aren’t qualified to intervene because your technical skills lie elsewhere?

This is the baseball equivalent of a dad joke.

The kind that helps keep the court from getting bogged down by potentially pointless lawsuits. Preventing extra work is one thing they can always do well.

It’s more than just graphics, which don’t matter that much. I really like the class system they got, that every character gets 3 classes. 

Vermintide 2 didn’t markedly improve on the first game as much as it just offered more, lots more.

Sadly, none of these updates seems to have added host migration, a badly needed feature since the first game. Its continued omission is inexcusable.  

Love this game it really is the best left 4 dead experience we got since l4d2. 

Hey, just be happy you don’t have JJ and Kurtzman taking a torch to everything you loved.

Exactly, and it’s a 3rd person game.  That should have been an absolute requirement from day 1 of development.  Destiny did a better job of it, and you very rarely see yourself in 3rd person.

What, you don’t think Spider-Man is going to wonder why Mace Windu is giving him orders in Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey?

Half the appeal of a loot based game is looking damn cool in the new armor. Stats just aren’t the same thing. You WANT people to know how badass you are by looking at you.

I remember being at PAX East one year just prior to Bioshock Infinite’s release at a panel Ken Levine was on and he let slip some anecdote about how an entire section of the game was reworked from scratch because he didn’t think the aesthetic quite fit or something and it turns out those types of do-overs can really…

we regret to inform you little dude has been popped for PEDs

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I’m glad the kid isn’t dead but I hope the family doesn't receive a dime in financial aid in paying for his care.