I feel you.  I’ve suffered from anorexia since I was a teenager.  You aren’t alone.

Not when you can buy a newer Tahoe for half that. 

For me. The Lincoln continental Mk V. I had to fix one of those up for my boss’s dad. Man it was a POS. That anemic V6 running through a 3 speed slushbox. Then there was the HYDRAULICALLY boosted brakes. They ran off of the power steering pump. Whis was dead when I started. Also the power windows and locks were all…

I’m an abused male. My last GF used to get whiskey drunk and beat the crap out of me. I had at least 50lb on her so I always knew if I hit back I would be the one in jail. So I never did. I just built up scar tissue for two years. She went on to stalk me for a year after we broke up. Abused men are a thing. Depp isn’t…

Let’s be honest, did any of us think NFTs in a video game was going to work?  Shame on Epic for even allowing this abomination.

Back when I was in highschool I drove a diesel Chevy Luv that got 50mpg. This was back when Diesel was $0.89 a gallon.  This was before 9-11 and the Iraq war.  By 2004 gas in NorCal was over $6 a gallon and I was only making $10/hr.  It’s almost 20 years later and I make twice that now.  I’m sorry, every gas price…

We’re Americans so no matter how many times you say it, we won’t hear you.  I know because I live here.

Ahh we’ve finally reached the point I was at when I lived in NorCal in 2004.  Cry me a river.  Seriously this is nothing.  Wake me up when it hits double digit dollars.  

God has no place in schools. Schools teach things that arte real.

I gotta go with The Chase (1994).  Starring Charlie Sheen.  The scene where they have full on intercourse in a moving car was absolutely ludicrous.

Jeep Quadratrack transfer cases had a vacuum actuated emergency mode to lock the two axles together.  The control for this was a dial in the glove box

They’ve been on Spotify for years.  I know because I listen to them at least once a month or so since about 2014.  It’s great music and I love it, but I listen to Yoko Kano all the time.  Don’t know what you’re so excited about.

UGH, a diesel V6 and a slushbox. NO thank you. There’s a mountain of straight fours and sixes with manuals perfect for this just waiting in Japan and they do something like this in house? FAIL.  

So much nope.  Look at those rear tires.  That entire drive train is hanging by a thread and he’s trying to unload it before it shits the bed completely.

Easy. It was the time I ended up at a Neo NAZI barbecue. I was just trying to score some pot and I hung out at this trailer park BBQ for about an hour or so before I noticed. I thought “Why is everyone complaining about Jews”? That’s when I started to get worried.  That whole weekend was pretty sketch.  

May sound weird at first but hear me out. Start with a late 80s or early 90s model Volkswagon Caddy. Those small vans were based on the same platform as the Golf and rabbit. They were front wheel drive and had had room to work with though. Keep the front engine and add in the electric motor on the rear axle. Instantly…

Mighty Mite.  The most dangerous and poorly built Jeep analogue ever.

I think you missed another one.

It’s giving me a major brain pain.

No man, turn that into a limo/tour bus.  Bring it to Portland, Oregon and rake the money in.