And let the wood puns begin....

Tangent incoming... Google is being sued for reposting articles from news outlets without paying the source. Jalopnik plays the same game most days by just cut & pasting (with citation) citing Fair Use.

They also seem to post full articles from other sites

This made Terry Crews so jealous he launched a volley of Cruise missiles at Tom’s crew socks.

DISCLAIMER: Not a rocket scientist. BUT...

Tom Cruise likes to Cruise on Cruisers with Penelope Cruz.

It’s the batteries - super heavy, they’ll always sink.

Not joking at all. I live in Colorado and drive my ND year-round. I have other options if I want to drive up into the mountains while it’s dumping 6" an hour, but aside from that it does great. In fact, I usually choose to drive it over the SUVs when it snows as it’s quite a bit more fun. Snowboard sits in the…

I was trying to remember the name of these things the other day. I always liked the looks of them.

All 3 of these cars share the same quadruple red circle taillights that the Impala does, and people joke that at night/for the uninitiated they could be mistaken as an Impala.

Same here.

Another unusably fast, unobtainably expensive supercar that will almost exclusively be purchased by middle eastern oil barons and stored indefinitely with delivery miles in a sealed warehouse. The writeup/article is good and I don’t want to discount that, but man it is hard to care about new releases like this.

Yeah but ...

If Trump and Vance are the cream of the “white” race, replace away...

You’re right about the gross posers, but this isn’t an RPV, at least not as sold today. It’s an RPV Civilian, now called the CIV. The windows are 12mm laminated, so they’re not even B4.

I wonder what the mesh screen on the exhaust pipe is? Maybe it’s tamper-proofing, and the manufacturer knows that owning this will subject you to many banana/potatoes in the tailpipe? Lord knows I’d do that, and worse, if I saw Alex Jones out and about in this thing.

I don’t normally answer these since they’re not really for staff, but hopefully, you this one hits enough key Jalop points to be worth it.

Although it’s not official there’s a video of Nightcall with a BTR-60 https://youtu.be/gjdn2JYZhD8?si=FDtBQ-ILpTy9PWLC

it exists, we dont get it