it sounds like this Jason Schreier guy wrote an informative article about this topic.  Maybe this site should consider hiring him...?

Like, they probably expect this stuff to happen. Actually probably plan on it, just a new form of marketing. Have some early stuff ‘leak’, get people hyped, people suddenly forget about immortals and preorders start rolling in again.

Just a reminder that the best way to experience Diablo IV is to delete your Battle.net account and then never talk about Blizzard again!

Just like I say to my wife on my birthday!

they walked that back and he’s Marco Rodriguez everywhere now.

But how else will he fight the NymphoWhores, or whatever his site is called?

Semper Fudge!

“Meal Team Six”

4F Troop

“Gravy Seals” 

I personally like ‘G.I. Jokes’

“Couch commando” is another term for it. 

“Pretend army” is super on brand for “conservatives” these days. Pathetic. 

Congratulations Blizzard. You managed to make a pay to lose game.

btw “big metal cylinders that come out of the pavement” are called traffic bollards

so basically a trans mod.  cool!

That’s what I mean by outlier, he’s so far removed from any other protagonist he doesn’t make a valuable metric. He’s a feral little goblin man.

If you need me I’m gonna be over on the Reddits all day laughing at a bunch of dipshits losing their minds.

“The image, through which you can almost taste the Minions t-shirt of the author”

Early Ferrari / Dino 308GT4's thermo reactor exhaust did this too. There was even a service bulletin on NA dealers to put on tips so americans would buy them: