It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

I generally refer to it as a “motorcycle joust”, and it appears to be Mountain Dew and Pepsi, but yes.

You can either skip them until you get a certain magical item, dodge roll like a King, or learn how to Parry and absolutely smash them to pieces.

I noticed if you ran close enough to them and dodged, they couldn’t hit you and left their back open for an easy hit. It’s a great strategy in the open, not so great on tight walkways.

At least this was a moral choice you made.

Reject tarnished, become bonewheel skeleton.

I assume it’s Swiss, on account of all the cheese 

Oh, like you guys are experts on what sort of accents they have on the moon.

Cyberpunk with Bill and Ted is awesome, but Ash on the cover of RE7 is pure gold. Also, I think that Blood Dragon art should be the official cover art. It’s already an 80's action explosion extravaganza.

I love how Antifa has become this shadowy cabal of agents that is highly organized and subversive but it can be literally anyone. Also I love how Anti-Fascists is somehow the bad guys for the freedom crowd? Oh those darn people who hate fascism ruining my freedom parade...

I love this and it’s just the class of bike I like for city riding. Hopefully it’s pretty light despite all the bodywork.

Government so small it can fit right on your shoulder.

Oh, no, no, you’re a smart guy. You’ve clearly picked up some flashy tricks. But you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game... it’s about the Cones.

I’m sad they changed her power set; I’m a little tired of glowy hand powers. The rest of it looks great though. She’s adorable and perfect casting. The way they are integrating the graphics to emphasize her teen girl fandom look like they are really carrying over the spirit of the comic. 

No slide show!

Or, live smooth

Also, her song is secretly the best one.

I think part of what you’re saying is why a lot of people just prefer “queer” - it’s all-encompassing without having to be specific. Of course, that’s not always enough, sometimes specificity is warranted, but it works a lot of the time.

Thank you, I appreciate your kind words.

You thought it was Final Fantasy Tactics, but it was I, DioField!