> Be me, right-wing nut job
> Spend whole life trying to get into CIA because Tom Clancy is cool
> Finally make it
> Job is so boring just reading French newspapers and checking hundreds of emails all day
> For some reason a senator comes to my department, asks what’s going on
> So fed up I don’t care if I get fired

Car guys should be grateful for the discontinuation. Now all the people who never could have afforded or justified a Demon or Hellcat can lament “I was going to get the Hellcat but they quit making them before I could!”

Why not consider a fifty year loan from my bank, the First Skibidi Gyatt of Ohio? We’ll even waive the Fanum Tax if we finance-max your existing loans. Don’t hodle, don’t be a beta, get your lambo today!

“This USMCA is a bad deal, the worst deal, it’s trapping us in a bad market, the president who put this in place was a bad president, everyone tells me ‘Mr. Trump, you need to fix the bad USMCA because we’re losing so much money;’ I’m here to tell you I’m shutting it down and I’m going to put the people who did this…

Just because

Sure. Perhaps a better word would be “possibility?”

Most safety features are only required once universally standard.

EAUUUGAWAHHHHHH

The last hemis were in the early 70s so you’re already a dupe either way I suppose

If it’s fixed to a very narrow rev-range for optimal output it can be reasonably fuel-efficient while not having to provide efficiency at other engine speed.

I know car regulations bother even a lot of car people who aren’t mindless chuds, so I want to tell a little story. It’s something that happened today, in fact.

This is an almost adorable level of naivete. Who’s going to stop them? You don’t have a right by criminal law to social security, so when it goes away you’ll have to sue the government to get it, and assuming you can afford that, they’ll just jam you in court until you get to the Supreme Court, which is all right-wing…

I’m sure Donald Trump will repay Elon Musk with all the promptness and commitment with which he pays all his debts

When your advertising consultancy firm does zero work and you still close the deal

It’s funny, in their latter days Oldsmobiles were watchwords for generic, uninteresting design, but that broad, simplistic styling has made them age into pretty solid examples of 90s/early aughts design. I like this.

Shoddy work: work that is of a poor quality as a result of hasty labor.

While I’m under no impression that Red’s produces shotty work,

8 years ago the Bernie Bros sat out the election and let him win the first time

Because people aren’t voting for the real Donald Trump. They’re voting for the character of Donald Trump; the meme of him. They have no interest in the real politics around his candidacy and consider any real information about it a sneaky liberal trick. And most of his supporters will be dead of old age before the…

Everybody here is mostly listing American and Japanese labels, and that makes sense - the big 3 US companies spun up way too many brands in their heyday, and several of the big Japanese makers have definitely fallen off. But just for the sake of variety, I want to call out Maserati. They’ve always been this awkward…