Hush cuck, the adults are talking about trucks

I love how the dude in the video basically flashbanged himself with the first shot because, you know, he’s firing a gun inside his car, but he just keeps shooting even though he can’t hold his gun straight or even look where he’s shooting.

I assume this is for the same kind of person who makes a bunker out of shipping containers and culvert in their backyard, the sort of freak so obsessed with the world’s problems and so in denial about their role in them that they honestly believe wrapping themselves in the trappings of militarism is the best way to…

Goodyear MAKES bullet-resistant run-flat heavy duty tires for armored cars. I’m guessing that, like the window armor, these were sacrificed for the sake of ease of use as a road car.

The model here should be armored against anything up to 30.06 AP, but does not appear to be equipped with the expendable armored layers on the windows, which are bolt-on. Additionally, you can clearly see there is no significant protection of the rear differential, and the tires are basic off-roading tires and not…

If anything it’s just going to help hold in the spray foam.

Reliable much?

The improved safety and performance of modern cars does necessitate more weight, but the massive super-heavy SUVs everyone wants nowadays are just stupid. 

Who in the fuck writes about cars this way? You read like ad copy. Except this part, where it kind of seems like you’re talking about masturbation:

So we should all buy one, then stow in the garage until Bring a Trailer has one of those “looks absolutely fine but has a totaled title because the body is snapped inside” supercar sales, is what I’m hearing? And use the wait time to get good at mechanic stuff?

I am shocked and disgusted by the lack of Kavinsky on this listicle.

Nowadays it’s almost unthinkable that any car be purely locked to one grade of gas. Any care high-performance enough to take premium will automatically detune when it’s running on regular, and in an economy car your ECU will simply change timings a tiny bit while you’re running on premium. Perhaps if your exhaust…

I think the Stinger’s main role in showrooms was to make dads turn their heads and say “ooooohh” while they made their way to the Sorento they were actually buying.

So my take - probably a bad one - is that EVs aren’t selling well because carmakers are not marketing on, or playing to, their strengths.

Just be sure to grow the appropriate facial hair

Don’t you know? All you need to do is cut back on trips to Smoothie Hut and you’ll be a millionaire in NO TIME. But don’t do that, because every American is obligated to support retail stores and restaurants. Businesses are people after all, and have an implicit right to exist, and if you aren’t doing your part that’s…

The concept of the blue collar rural farmer is largely incorrect now anyway. Most farming is the work of gigantic corporate coops, with the small family farm being all but dead. Not that this makes you WRONG, since the real power behind Trump is the corporate overlord.

“Kamala Harris wants to turn America into Venezuela!” shreiks the candidate also running on a platform of government-controlled commodities pricing, a policy that was at the core of Venezuela’s economic collapse.

Can we assume from the seller name that this jeep also doesn’t actually WORK? Or is “bring a trailer” branding language?

Sure, but that’s another thing we don’t have, and would have to find a way to put into space.