In the spirit of him being a greedy disappointment masquerading as a folksy hero, I nominate Bayou Billy as the official JD Vance game.

I often idly wonder whether there would be a market for a supercar with minimal bespoke parts, using the most readily available market replaceables that meet the requirements for the job. I guess that’s kind of the idea with Lotus?

That’s why I only drive pre-BMW AG-buyout Rolls Royces, the most antifascist cars. You don’t get more antifascist than flattening Dresden!

If we’re being brutally honest, Volkswagen is what did it for Porsche. That and fascism.

All the more damning to Musk that he can be described as “Howard Hughes, if he skipped straight to saving all his nail clippings and spending all day in bed on a diet of pure ice cream”

Every scientifically conducted evaluation suggests that immigrants - even those who are staying in the country without visas and without pursuing asylum - do not commit crimes (apart from visa violations) at a rate above or below the general population. And given the extent to which Caucasians are a majority in the…

Howard Hughes was actually good at stuff, though.

Aw, go eat your neighbor’s goldfish

“Marxism is when you hate America, you want everyone to believe we’re a racist country but we’re not, Sleepy Joe - he’s her boss - he takes so many vacations and now we’re Venezuela and only I am brave and smart enough to make us Israel again”

I did all the death races in the Herrera. It handles like a dream, plus it’s clearly meant to be a Jag of some kind and if any carmaker would build cars for gentleman racers to shoot each other from, it would be Jaguar.

I don’t like giving Trump any serious review, on account of his being an awful trash person, but his description of how tariffs work is tooth-grinding. OF COURSE tariffs make goods more expensive to people in the purchasing country, because that’s what a Tariff does.

That is literally the Herrera Outlaw from Cyberpunk 2077

The startup to failure pipeline: do one thing right, capitalize on brand recognition, buy other companies until you’re out of cash, fail to make your money back because your acquisitions didn’t enrich your portfolio. I have personally worked for 2 companies that tanked in this way. You’d think people would learn, but…

My daily driver is a Koenigsegg Agera, so while I hit a lot of people, they all say “wow sick car broh” as they go hurtling into the bushes with snapped legs.

I mean, the Roadster was known for burning through its battery faster than advertised, it’s one of the main things they worked on with the model S. And Harris is a notorious shitbird. I’m inclined to believe the racist grandpa on this one.

Nice!

“It’s a nice day, I think I’ll put the top down” (gets sucked out into the void)

I’m not sure how you figure that. It LOOKS like a Corvette, it’s speedy like a Corvette - it has its engine in a new place, but any sufficiently fast performance car WILL eventually have to go mid-engine - either fully in back, or some sort of super high-revving tiny engine behind the front wheels. I don’t think most…

oh no

The C8 is cool, but it’s specs - and by extension, its price - seem to be inflated beyond what one would traditionally associate with a Corvette. And of course less attainable cars depreciate faster anyway. It probably doesn’t help that there are a number of design concessions in the C8 to make it simpler to build,…