“Marxism is when you hate America, you want everyone to believe we’re a racist country but we’re not, Sleepy Joe - he’s her boss - he takes so many vacations and now we’re Venezuela and only I am brave and smart enough to make us Israel again”

I did all the death races in the Herrera. It handles like a dream, plus it’s clearly meant to be a Jag of some kind and if any carmaker would build cars for gentleman racers to shoot each other from, it would be Jaguar.

I don’t like giving Trump any serious review, on account of his being an awful trash person, but his description of how tariffs work is tooth-grinding. OF COURSE tariffs make goods more expensive to people in the purchasing country, because that’s what a Tariff does.

That is literally the Herrera Outlaw from Cyberpunk 2077

The startup to failure pipeline: do one thing right, capitalize on brand recognition, buy other companies until you’re out of cash, fail to make your money back because your acquisitions didn’t enrich your portfolio. I have personally worked for 2 companies that tanked in this way. You’d think people would learn, but…

My daily driver is a Koenigsegg Agera, so while I hit a lot of people, they all say “wow sick car broh” as they go hurtling into the bushes with snapped legs.

I mean, the Roadster was known for burning through its battery faster than advertised, it’s one of the main things they worked on with the model S. And Harris is a notorious shitbird. I’m inclined to believe the racist grandpa on this one.

Nice!

“It’s a nice day, I think I’ll put the top down” (gets sucked out into the void)

I’m not sure how you figure that. It LOOKS like a Corvette, it’s speedy like a Corvette - it has its engine in a new place, but any sufficiently fast performance car WILL eventually have to go mid-engine - either fully in back, or some sort of super high-revving tiny engine behind the front wheels. I don’t think most…

oh no

The C8 is cool, but it’s specs - and by extension, its price - seem to be inflated beyond what one would traditionally associate with a Corvette. And of course less attainable cars depreciate faster anyway. It probably doesn’t help that there are a number of design concessions in the C8 to make it simpler to build,…

Not gonna lie, I’ve been playing a lot of Ace Combat lately and until I started the article I was real confused

Elon Musk would 100% be America’s Speer. He has the exact same mix of wild big-picture thinking and idiotic myopia. Can’t wait to read his tell-all book about how our catastrophic genocidal war with Venezuela was everyone’s fault but his in twenty years.

Looks good. The rule of thirty says that we’re overdue for a hard rush of 90s nostalgia, so you’re setting the curve here. Are you going to bring in the black from the hood and vents on the inside beyond the black paint on the seat hardware?

Wild. I wonder if that’s why the glove door is always missing, like there’s something back there you need to fiddle with a lot? That or wood utility doors in half-century old convertibles just don’t survive very well.

No, but it’s still the most practical. The ability to remotely floodlight the area would also be a good counter in situations where your opponents have superior detection equipment to your forces, although that’s unlikely to happen to anyone who can launch big mirror satellites in the first place.

It’s a sad state of affairs that orbital floodlighting isn’t even close to the worst thing cops in the US can deploy against citizens. Compared to microwave beams, directed sonics, expanding/flattening bullets, armored personnel carriers, and firebombing, it’s downright tame.

You know I was gonna say the Tiger but I didn’t think they were that rare. There were three families in the last town I lived in who owned one! They’re gorgeous little cars, although every single one was missing it’s glove compartment door.

So like... This is for war, right? Like bathing a battlefield in sunlight so the enemy can’t hide, or blasting small desert cities with nonstop daylight until they become unlivable?