One morning I woke up and turned on the television. On the television I saw a commercial for the motorcycle I owned. “Hell yeah borthor” I said. But then there was a minority in the ad. “Oh no!” I yelled at my television. “Don’t get on my motorcycle, minority!” But the minority DID get on my motorcycle. Did that mean…

There is no group white racists hate so much as native Americans. Why do you think everyone is so upset about Latin American immigrants? Do you think the republicans would be clutching their pearls if all the “migrant Caravans” were folks who looked like Antonio Bandaras with names like Alejandro Goebbels?

I don’t know that that’s true. Some of the “draped cloth” concepts of the late 80s are quite good. Consider the Corvette Indy and the related CERV 3.

They’re already in a museum at the head office in Maranello. These ones want to be on the road! Obviously a NICE road with lots of curves and minimal gravel, but...

I thought their electric car project was on hold

I would love a comparison deep dive about the risks of crashed and burning electric vehicles vs. ICE. Obviously, a regular semi fire isn’t exactly safe; there’s no way to set a big vehicle full of chemicals on fire in the middle of the road without SOMETHING bad happening. I guess the questions are:

Apparently something owned by a dude who committed genocide

I have a first-gen CVT pathfinder. It’s at 158k now, but I don’t think the transmission is going to hold out. It was a REALLY shit transmission, and you can’t really get new ones anymore, since they stopped making them almost immediately and all the OEM ones broke already. It’s a shame, because apart from that - and a…

As the proud owner of Nicolae Ceauşescu’s old Mercedes Grosser, I think I have an excellent chance of winning this. It’s not as vintage as Mussolini’s 6c, but an Alfa is always going to be a pain to own, and those old Mercs are bulletproof

Literally in this case

It’s not concourse ready unless the glovebox is full of finger bones

Man why do people keep putting sawblades on these things? They NEVER work. Is the “huge salad bowl covered with spinning hammers” design still banned?

UCLA is 35 grand a year so no, you couldn’t. Maybe 10 years ago.

Shame on Jalopnik for mentioning the Cadillac Solitaire and not showing it, because it is SO WEIRD. Like, this was never getting built, but it’s a remarkable example of late 20th century futurism.

“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?”

I mean, they probably won’t actually send it. If they did, they’d have to up-armor it in the extreme, since it’s not particularly damage-resistant in its current state. It is funny to imagine a couple dudes driving an unmodified cybertruck into a warzone and instantly dying, but it will just be this Kadyrov guy’s…

As long as we’re just making all kinds of weird Mustang variants...

Well we had one, but nobody bought it because nobody buys passenger sports cars so

“Well, from ’33 to ’45, FDR was in the White House. So, I was on the welfare. And in the ‘60s, you had Kennedy and LBJ, so, I was on the welfare. And then from ’76 to ’81, Jimmy Carter. So, I was on the welfare.”

I seem to remember that Bill Clinton got a little Tariff happy with the EU back in the day. At the time a lot of European courts were pressing US products, both imports without regional competitors and goods that didn’t meet the new standards of their European equivalents. The main impact was on food and luxury…

I never thought I’d say this but dang, that Oldsmobile goes pretty hard