Trump could go on tv in front of a swastika flag and scream ethnic slurs with no context for ten minutes then sloppily make out with Tiffany, and there’d be an op ed on Fox that evening about what a powerful, uncompromising statement he has made to the American people. People like the IDEA of him; they like the…

How are you doing? It’s amazing. It’s so amazing. We should send you into, I’ve always said get some of these guys. I have a lot of friends in that world. I don’t know. I think, isn’t Roger Penske, like, a great guy? The guy won 20 Indianapolis 500s. This guy (pointing to Childress) wins all the time. I mean, we…

The Stinger, Kia’s Jaguar-XF-at-home. It looks good, it goes quick, and it arrived in the US just as Americans decided they were done with performance Sedans forever.

Yeah, Zuc would destroy him

Literally Cyrax and Music Biz Marty if they were the richest dudes on Earth

(breaks a wine glass getting her fifth refill) “GODDAMN ANTIFA!”

Yeah, all the really successful criminals are people-people. If you’re an asshole, nobody cares if you go to jail. You want to be the guy where when cops ask your friends if you did a crime, they all say “that doesn’t sound like THAT GUY to me. Like Al Capone got away with a ton of shit, because people loved him. It…

“Say Phil, is that your truck out there?”
“Sure is! It’s an Apocalypse Industries Dark Horse Bronco with kevlar finish!”
“Wow, Phil! I was sure you’d made love before!”

I like how it hasn’t even sold and the textured surface is already encrusted with filth.

Bipartisan infrastructure package.

Oh my god, did I tell you to vote for Trump? Would I complain about Democrats not enacting enough leftist political change if I liked Trump? Jesus Christ you vote blue no matter who people are incapable of critical thinking. You’re identical to registered Republians except you hate different combinations of color and…

All the above presidents had at least 1 term with a fully cooperative congress.

Sure this is a hard repair, but we shouldn’t let it shake us too much. After all, accidents like this are... An Edge case.

It looks like one of the cars from Redline.

Let me spoil it for you: she won’t do SHIT, because Democrats don’t actually WANT change, they just want to dangle the possibility of change in front of everyone in order to get reelected. Remember when HMOs drove healthcare costs to the moon under Bush, and Clinton ran on socialized medicine? Then did nothing? How…

When my car finally croaked, we just sold it to scrappers. It was also a 2011, and they paid us about 1200 for it, just as scrap. If this dealership is trying to SELL this rustbucket, it almost certainly means one of their salespeople accepted it for more than a grand in trade and like, all I can say to the person who…

How soon until somebody tries to mow down a crowd of protesters with their cybertruck, immediately breaks down after their first kill, then laughs smugly from their bulletproof class war assault carrier right up until a brick goes through their windshield and they’re dragged screaming into the night?

It’s a poor man’s exotic. You want to make a scene but you can’t afford a Cullinan or a Maybach GLS, so you get one of these because it’s flash to cost ratio is really good. It’s the same ecological niche the original NSX filled, except that was, you know, still a good car.

I have a problem with snobby know-it-all leftists who live like classical conservatives but think they aren’t. You know, the kind of people who tell you your gas range is murdering the earth before they go on vacation on the dividends from their Maersk stocks, or unquestioningly stan Bill Gates even though he screwed…

I gotta air some frustration. Every time anyone points out the real issues with EV adoption, all these Tesla chuds and NPR liberals crawl out of the woodwork to explain why those problems aren’t real. And like... Shut up? Obviously those problems are real, because this is an article about how EV adoption doesn’t merit…