The impact accidentally activated the code that makes it flee the scene if it kills a kid. In normal circumstances, the car would also try to persuade the driver by saying “oh no oh no not again I can’t go back to jail.”

Madcat: “How dare this automotive journalism page post political content? They should discuss motor vehicles only, nothing else!”

My ruined porn-brain tells me this dude missed out on an extremely unorthadox pick up

My ditches: dug.

No it was that over there too, but a ton of British and Scandi tuner shops made extremely hot versions that did really well in Rally so it has some cachet. And I mean, in the 70s and 80s MOST cars kind of sucked. The quality you get now on even economy cars is leaps and bounds beyond many luxury cars of 3o-40 years…

Escort, but the E is blue

The only indisputable bad time I’ve had watching an MCU product is Secret Invasion.

Right but I mean a pared down one you can afford, like that brief window where you could buy a stripped Humvee with automotive paint and interior trims, before they built the Hummer. Most Americans don’t need the armor. YET.

The M-ATV is crazy because you see it in pictures and it’s like “oh yeah, that’s a truck uh huh

We should simply make a civilian version of the Oshkosh Alpha. If the FBI can have them, WE should have them!

I mean, I’M not feeling that. But every time she’d pop up to do some spoopy shit my 5 year old daughter would clap and yell “she’s a witch!” and like, that’s the target audience, not a 40 year old neckbeard who worries about continuity between TV and movies. So it hits as it should, clearly. It’s unquestionably the…

Way back in the late 80s/early 90s Raimi had a part in an Australian film called The Time Guardian and I assure you he was a messy bitch there too. Most people probably overlooked him because Carrie Fisher is in it as the supporting “tough girl” character and she’s dressed like this:

As a movie I didn’t mind it, and it REALLY carried the feel of old-school Doctor Strange comics. I think it’s big problem was that it kind of tossed out all the character development from Wandavision. My kids, who didn’t watch the show, LOVED it.

I feel like Barbie is aimed at the same people as movies like Annhilation, where it’s purposefully open-ended and disjointed, just so literalists can ask questions the movie itself brings up (if Barbie becomes a person when she leaves Barbie world, what happens when a Barbie based on a real person leaves Barbie world;…

Simultaneously launching boy and girl versions of the same toy was common at this time - Skydancers and Dragon Flyz were also basically the same thing (and would both break every lamp in your house).

Literally Polly Pocket with mummies and junk:

The problem with Polly Pocket is that once you get past the gimmick of “toy accessory for girls turns into playset for tiny dolls” it’s not particularly unique. So a Polly Pocket movie either needs to be entirely about tiny people building malls inside makeup cases, which is goofy, or just a weird retro teen comedy of…

3 hours of colonial peasants in bright primary colors swapping logs and heaps of stone, with a soundtrack of almost constant Hans Zimmer orchestra stings

You think that’s wild? In the novel, Pussy Galore’s name is Kitty Galore. They made it WORSE for the movie.