The M-ATV is crazy because you see it in pictures and it’s like “oh yeah, that’s a truck uh huh

We should simply make a civilian version of the Oshkosh Alpha. If the FBI can have them, WE should have them!

I mean, I’M not feeling that. But every time she’d pop up to do some spoopy shit my 5 year old daughter would clap and yell “she’s a witch!” and like, that’s the target audience, not a 40 year old neckbeard who worries about continuity between TV and movies. So it hits as it should, clearly. It’s unquestionably the…

Way back in the late 80s/early 90s Raimi had a part in an Australian film called The Time Guardian and I assure you he was a messy bitch there too. Most people probably overlooked him because Carrie Fisher is in it as the supporting “tough girl” character and she’s dressed like this:

As a movie I didn’t mind it, and it REALLY carried the feel of old-school Doctor Strange comics. I think it’s big problem was that it kind of tossed out all the character development from Wandavision. My kids, who didn’t watch the show, LOVED it.

I feel like Barbie is aimed at the same people as movies like Annhilation, where it’s purposefully open-ended and disjointed, just so literalists can ask questions the movie itself brings up (if Barbie becomes a person when she leaves Barbie world, what happens when a Barbie based on a real person leaves Barbie world;…

Simultaneously launching boy and girl versions of the same toy was common at this time - Skydancers and Dragon Flyz were also basically the same thing (and would both break every lamp in your house).

Literally Polly Pocket with mummies and junk:

The problem with Polly Pocket is that once you get past the gimmick of “toy accessory for girls turns into playset for tiny dolls” it’s not particularly unique. So a Polly Pocket movie either needs to be entirely about tiny people building malls inside makeup cases, which is goofy, or just a weird retro teen comedy of…

3 hours of colonial peasants in bright primary colors swapping logs and heaps of stone, with a soundtrack of almost constant Hans Zimmer orchestra stings

You think that’s wild? In the novel, Pussy Galore’s name is Kitty Galore. They made it WORSE for the movie.

They should have accepted ScarJo’s proposal that her character be a seven foot tall Nigerian man. She’s just not at her best playing a Caucasian woman.

“According to the supreme court, you must let Mr. Musk breed you. Please proceed to the Tesla Cyber-Insemination Dungeon. You will be docked 1 week’s pay for every minute of delay.”

I mostly know the Probe as that car where you see it in a parking lot and think “oh hey I forgot about that car.” But yeah, in real life sports cars have always been a tough sale and small ones doubly so; shoppers today want big huge cars we can throw all our dogs and children and home depot shopping into. For a while…

I couldn’t afford it when I COULD buy it. But it’s important to realize that for about the same money you could buy a Boxster, which is also a small, fast European sport coupe, and which, unlike the 4c, HAS air conditioning and DOES NOT HAVE Alfa’s history of terrible reliability. Although from what I hear, 4Cs have…

Didn’t the Veyron production run cost VW something like 900 mil after all sales? I mean, it was never MEANT to make money, but they literally did not make enough to ever actually earn back their R&D budget.

See? And that’s super rad!

OKAY SO WHAT IF

I am suggesting that the multiple suspicious whistleblower deaths in the 737 Max case are the result of homicide by Boeing or persons working for Boeing, and that by now pleading guilty, the company is squandering the efforts of their hired killers. I hope that helps!

It is stupid and irresponsible to shoot at corporate drones