In spite of Clarkson’s many bad deeds, destroying the Furai is still the worst thing Top Gear did.

There is no discussion of Malthusian overpopulation theory that can be uncoupled from race and class prejudice. You don’t need to say the words to tell anyone with an education who and what you are when we’ve all read your playbook. 

She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s mowing down pedestrians with a white Chrysler Lebaron

The problem is that Carbon capture plants produce CO2, which is already one of the most abundant gasses on Earth, and any commercial exploitation of that product would eventually just release it again. When the article says they’re “sequestering it in rock” they don’t mean they’re cracking CO2 into its constituent…

Yeah, it’s the brooding, teeming masses of ignorant brown folks in the global south to blame, not the industrialized world’s rapacious consumption of fossil fuels in industry.

I unironically love the Black Cat. It looks like Rivian built a kei car.

You jest, but I bet someone at Falun Gong would seriously consider that. The only car that loves Jesus and 1000 years of Chinese culture and mourns the three trillion victims of communism in the land of the free, with a radio that only plays Epoch Times podcasts.

So far as I know, US car companies don’t use slave labor. This probably isn’t so much an ethical consideration, as an unwillingness to stuff car assembly lines into prisons. I’m sure there’s tons of folks on work day release making cars, but they get paid.

China would probably already own the American market if they gave their cars real names. The only thing protecting Chrysler is that people can remember what the Charger is called but nobody knows to ask the local importer for a Lee-Xiandong 2235 Model 25 F-900074.

Oil executives of the United States, let me do you one better: give me a billion dollars, and I will kill anyone you want. I won’t even try to avoid capture. I will literally walk up to your biggest enemy in public and smoke them then sit down and wait for the cops. I will provide the police with your choice of…

The fact that people don’t even know where you guys get your boomer memes is, if anything, an even stronger example of how little cultural cachet you actually have. Perhaps you should develop a political stance beyond not liking things and chanting? Historically that hasn’t gone well in the long term.

The message can be whatever people want it to be

So like

Given the cultural gravity it once had, I’m kind of shocked The Office never turned American Salarymen onto Nantucket Reds - garish pants being, as they were, such an important part of Andy’s New England yuppie identity. I think by the time Ed Helms was a big part of the show the audience maybe fell off a little?

Remember, because of the rapid pressure change inside the sub, there’s an excellent chance that for a fraction of a second the occupants were on fire before they were crushed.

Also tasteful choices

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

Too bad you guys missed the bikes checking in, oh MAN what a sight! Husquavarnas, Yamahas, DMZs... Kawasakis! Maicos! Pursangs! Swedish Fireballs! ...a couple of Triumphs here and there, a CZ, all very, very fast.

Do you think Trump, who has been extremely vocal in his contempt for Mercedes, knows about their long association with McLaren?

I’d have the Honda because NSXs are cool