You jest, but I bet someone at Falun Gong would seriously consider that. The only car that loves Jesus and 1000 years of Chinese culture and mourns the three trillion victims of communism in the land of the free, with a radio that only plays Epoch Times podcasts.

So far as I know, US car companies don’t use slave labor. This probably isn’t so much an ethical consideration, as an unwillingness to stuff car assembly lines into prisons. I’m sure there’s tons of folks on work day release making cars, but they get paid.

China would probably already own the American market if they gave their cars real names. The only thing protecting Chrysler is that people can remember what the Charger is called but nobody knows to ask the local importer for a Lee-Xiandong 2235 Model 25 F-900074.

Oil executives of the United States, let me do you one better: give me a billion dollars, and I will kill anyone you want. I won’t even try to avoid capture. I will literally walk up to your biggest enemy in public and smoke them then sit down and wait for the cops. I will provide the police with your choice of…

Good thing I am also a filmmaker and therefore those numbers mean something to me.

The fact that people don’t even know where you guys get your boomer memes is, if anything, an even stronger example of how little cultural cachet you actually have. Perhaps you should develop a political stance beyond not liking things and chanting? Historically that hasn’t gone well in the long term.

The message can be whatever people want it to be

A take I really liked on Bruce was in The Batman (the cartoon, not the movie). At the start of the show, we see perhaps the most well-adjusted Batman in a while - he’s fairly upbeat, he doesn’t bring a ton of hostility or cruelty to his crime-fighting, and his first instinct usually seems to be a detective approach.…

So we need warrantless wiretaps, not to catch criminals, but so people know they will be wiretapped... and what? Not coordinate their crimes via phone, thereby avoiding detection? I clearly do not understand the G-man brain because that sounds dumb.

Bro you really broke your lurk to simp for this weird lady who spends all her time shooting animals at the construction site YOU KEYBOARD COWARD

One, two, one, two, yo, check this out
It’s the jump off right now
I want everybody to put your work down, put your guns down
An’ report to the pit, the gravel pit

Yo, she murdered a goat? Fuuuuuuuck this lady.

So like

I’m not so much scared of HAVING Alzheimer’s, as of the intermediary stage where you’re functional enough to still have ambitions and interests and wants but your ability to complete them is slowly slipping away. KNOWING dementia is claiming you seems way worse to me than your mind just being totally gone.

Given the cultural gravity it once had, I’m kind of shocked The Office never turned American Salarymen onto Nantucket Reds - garish pants being, as they were, such an important part of Andy’s New England yuppie identity. I think by the time Ed Helms was a big part of the show the audience maybe fell off a little?

Remember, because of the rapid pressure change inside the sub, there’s an excellent chance that for a fraction of a second the occupants were on fire before they were crushed.

Also tasteful choices

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

I think a straight take on the suit is best, but my favorite variants in no particular order are:

Too bad you guys missed the bikes checking in, oh MAN what a sight! Husquavarnas, Yamahas, DMZs... Kawasakis! Maicos! Pursangs! Swedish Fireballs! ...a couple of Triumphs here and there, a CZ, all very, very fast.