I don’t want a remake, Chrono Trigger is already perfect. I want a sequel or gameplay-identical sister game that isn’t confusing edgelord tripe.

Isn’t the real antisemitism attesting that committing genocide is a necessary and intrinsic part of a Jewish state? Or are you just stupid?

5, by a huge margin

With the Unimog, you don’t go to jail for changing your oil. So there’s that.

I mean, you still can’t just go buy a Cybertruck yet, right? They’re only delivering pre-orders via an ill-defined, extremely uncontrolled production line in existing facilities that are still making other cars, right?

The year is 2027. It is time for lunch. I rent 30 minutes of operating time from my car and drive down the tier-2 highway for individuals with revoked birthright citizenship to Wendys. The drive-through AI informs me that due to a boom in people eating, my son of Baconator meal will be thirty-five dollars. I try to…

I’m Big Solid Collie

Oh good, now Zoomers can experience the joy of idling for hats.

That’s a good looking McLaren

Barbie just completely disintegrates if you think about it as having any hard rules. So how you play with Barbie governs how her body works in Barbie World, but how Barbie land works governs the toys for sale in our world? But by that logic, if you deface Barbie in some way, wouldn’t the factories automatically begin…

I think you can get the entire Port Royale franchise for a dollar and some pop tabs now

You can’t steal ships.

This seems like a good deal? Jags don’t disintegrate as fast as they USED to, right?

Oh just wait

Fresh greens, wild rice, maybe some kind of cooked fruit for dessert.

Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs. Terminator, calling it now

It’s disingenuous to call these cars EVs, if it has a fuel engine it’s a hybrid. But these are GOOD hybrids, in that making the power train entirely electric lets you run the fuel engine at its most efficient at all times, regardless of load. Like the Fiskar Karma, before they ruined it, or the BMW i8 which holy cow,…

Al Queda received large amounts of funding from the Saudi public, who saw them as an ideal tool for harming their other middle eastern rivals. To what extent the Saudi government is complicit is unknown, but since the Saudi dictator’s staff made a 9/11 threat to the prime minister of Canada on Twitter, we can assume…

I would totally eat Zuck, he looks very lean and fibrous, like a deer or a wild goat. I bet he has an herby, fruity flavor from eating lots of juniper berries and moss.