Oh just wait

I mean ideally you limit private offerings or freeze existing private share compensation to avoid exactly this kind of confusion. What they’re basically saying here is “remember in Wolf of Wall Street where they use that shoe company IPO as a pump and dump? We’re probably not going to do that, but we can’t promise we…

It means that as part of the IPO they have to declare not only how much of the company current shareholders own, but how much they could own if they elect to take compensation in the form of shares. Basically, “If you buy on X date, our CEO could, without any additional stock purchases, own this much of the company.”…

I think I have a workaround for this dastardly scheme:

I feel like if God WANTED people to have AM radio it would come in better. How do we know we aren’t committing some kind of blasphemy by listening to long-wavelength talk radio while we drive our Silverados to the Hobby Lobby?

Fresh greens, wild rice, maybe some kind of cooked fruit for dessert.

“Write a thank you note for my boss John who gave me a nice bonus”

Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs. Terminator, calling it now

It’s disingenuous to call these cars EVs, if it has a fuel engine it’s a hybrid. But these are GOOD hybrids, in that making the power train entirely electric lets you run the fuel engine at its most efficient at all times, regardless of load. Like the Fiskar Karma, before they ruined it, or the BMW i8 which holy cow,…

Al Queda received large amounts of funding from the Saudi public, who saw them as an ideal tool for harming their other middle eastern rivals. To what extent the Saudi government is complicit is unknown, but since the Saudi dictator’s staff made a 9/11 threat to the prime minister of Canada on Twitter, we can assume…

I would totally eat Zuck, he looks very lean and fibrous, like a deer or a wild goat. I bet he has an herby, fruity flavor from eating lots of juniper berries and moss.

The fact that everything below his head is a totally different shape in every photo suggests that he’s probably on a very inconsistent high-risk regime of diets and diet drugs. We already know he’s part of the broad population of celebs abusing diabetes medication; I would guess many other drugs - and the attendant…

More like sugru or green stuff, seems like

Lex Luthor has yet to steal 40 cakes on film - and that’s terrible.

Abbot and Costello Meet Ghidora the Three Musketeers

Finally some based policing

TSBHITG is also visually stunning.

“In the faaaaaaace! Not the arm, not the leg, in the face! I want it! I need it! Shooooot me innnnn the faaaaaaaaaaaace come on come come on!”

Unpopular opinion: Turner D Century is based AF

To get a sense of KISS’s impact, you don’t need a list of their best songs or albums