The company making this has a couple other cartoony crafting survival games that have languished in early access for ages and nobody has actually played this one yet, so my money is on it being an unfinished trainwreck

Yeah under communism they make you work until you die

Man guess I gotta watch that other gay pirate show now

The WB Mordor games are basically Arkham, but in the Lord of the Rings universe. The first one is solid. The gameplay in number 2 is still good, although I found the world and storyline way less compelling.

Don’t forget their abuses of the courts and violent strikebreaking. Just don’t give these clowns money, gang. If you want a weird little Asian car, buy a Daewoo or one of those tiny Toyota pickups like everyone else.

Bro has fiending cokehead face. Same look as the Trump kids or Hunter Biden whenever they’re in the public eye too long to hit the mirror. This kind of slack-jawed distracted expression where only they eyes betray their desperation for another sweet bump of Peruvian marching powder.

Sorry, the coolest Canadian car is the Possum Van

No, I’m with you, if I were dictator of Neo-America I would 100% have a list of sterilizable offenses. And “wouldn’t stop sending sexual voicemails to the video game head lady” would probably be on there. 

I believe the author is suggesting they ship with proper all-season large vehicle tires instead of the novelty acts it currently comes with.

The cybertruck is trash, but I’m going to pin this on Muskovites buying their big stupid trucks then, inflated with a sense of invincibility, driving them badly in stupid places.

I did not enjoy Blitzball, but the fact that Square built a totally functional, fully realized sport management system with its own game rules, and overworld interactions and exploration, INTO their RPG deserves props. I can respect the effort, even if I don’t like the results. It beats the pants off 7's simplistic…

My problem is that a lot of retro shooters are hard to look at. Like, not that they’re ugly, but that the mix of chunky pixels and high contrast and fast motion makes me feel a little ill. This may be because I’m old, although I didn’t do great with Doom back in the day either.

Boltgun is good fun, although it keeps getting compared to Doom and IMO it feels a LOT more like Duke Nukem. It also gives the demons of Tzeench a little love, where a lot of 40k games nowadays seem to be using Nurgle exclusively (I guess because they want to reflect the 30k Death Guard books that were dropping a…

Ketamine is a trashy drug for losers. Musk should be doing classy stuff, like cocaine or unrefined opium or military spec amyl nitrate.

It’s wild how many accounts manifested just to simp for this weird little cash grab. Pro-tip to all you traitors: anyone can see your post and discussion history just by clicking your account, we can tell you’re all the same 3 creepy incels pretending to be blown away by transphobic metal slug.

Every time I see a roadster I always think, “damn, how come that looks so much better than the boring shoe cars they make now” and then I remember it’s just a Lotus.

Where’s Will Smith when we really need him

Andy Dick is ALWAYS under house arrest, you just have to account for that in his rider

I’ll admit that it’s nice to see this franchise, which is usually so damn serious

The takeaway here is that the US lost the Vietnam War, but crony capitalism still won in the end.