He was busy clubbing with his hip young friend Clarence Thomas

I can see how you would come to that conclusion, but every Kojima game I’ve ever played has had very solid gameplay to back up its outlandish premise. I’d also suggest you may be taking him too seriously - there’s a lot of whimsy behind the lengthy discussions of culture and militarism and human identity, which you…

last year Tesla sold shy of 1.5 million vehicles total last year, and at least some of those were made in 2021 or earlier. The idea that they would start cranking out 200k units of a single new model is unlikely, the idea they would sell them all is mathematically impossible. It’s also worth noting that a huge chunk…

They will continue undercutting the economy as long as enough solvent people remain to support them. When those people are, themselves, financially ruined, large capitalistic enterprises tend to fail catastrophically in huge numbers. Their assets are then sold off to banks who typically operate the businesses…

If a story about a MODERATELY crappy future where robots depressingly repeat humanity’s failings blows your mind, lemme tell you about this show called Casshern: Sins

I mean, Bridgertron definitely isn’t real

REGENCY ERA ROMANTIC MELODRAMA IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS

A man lit three candles on a certain day each year. Each candle held symbolic significance: one was for the time that had passed before he was alive; one was for the time of his life; and one was for time that passed after he had died. Each year the man would stare and watch the candles until they had burned out.Was…

Why don’t you just move to Belarus and stop ruining our country, you dirtbag?

I mean these are all arguments someone who really was a little punk would make. It’s pretty public that Spielberg can be a petty, unpleasant dude, but there’s tons of examples of him being a stand-up guy to friends in the industry so... Maybe you guys just WEREN’T FRIENDS, Richard?

A good 4/5 of Psychonauts counts as horror too probably

I’m going to nominate Simon’s Destiny, an FPS remake of Castlevania 4 for GZDoom.

Remember when she said she was only doing weird sex stuff because she lived in fear of her abusive boyfriend who forced her to do it?

It almost certainly doesn’t work. The conditions of beer being brewed and the human body are radically different. Human saprophyte yeast has different conditional requirements from brewer’s yeast, and is deeply unlikely to produce meaningful volumes of alcohol. This is either a gimmick additive that will be killed in…

Outdoor sports people: “I love to enjoy activities in nature, using public land owned by the American people.”

If you complete the monitoring cycle and it determines you DO need a replacement, is that still comped, or do you waive that recall right too?

so far, no one has been able to explain why it took so long for the Jackson Police Department to notify Dexter’s family of his death

However, only Peter can have a 5 minute chat in Yiddish with the owner of a local deli while devouring a pastrami sandwich the size of a small dog.