A good 4/5 of Psychonauts counts as horror too probably

I’m going to nominate Simon’s Destiny, an FPS remake of Castlevania 4 for GZDoom.

Remember when she said she was only doing weird sex stuff because she lived in fear of her abusive boyfriend who forced her to do it?

It almost certainly doesn’t work. The conditions of beer being brewed and the human body are radically different. Human saprophyte yeast has different conditional requirements from brewer’s yeast, and is deeply unlikely to produce meaningful volumes of alcohol. This is either a gimmick additive that will be killed in…

Outdoor sports people: “I love to enjoy activities in nature, using public land owned by the American people.”

If you complete the monitoring cycle and it determines you DO need a replacement, is that still comped, or do you waive that recall right too?

so far, no one has been able to explain why it took so long for the Jackson Police Department to notify Dexter’s family of his death

However, only Peter can have a 5 minute chat in Yiddish with the owner of a local deli while devouring a pastrami sandwich the size of a small dog.

So like, why is this such a piece of junk? I mean insert tesla joke here, but why didn’t they just rebody the big SUV they already have for their small truck that is, itself, just an SUV with an open cargo bed? 

Sick, I’ll have to look forward to that when I buy a new car in another 10 years. 

Sick, I’ll have to look forward to that when I buy a new car in another 10 years. 

You can also buy rally lift kits for the Miata, meaning this could be turned into a very legitimate work truck or trail runner, if you so wanted.

Too bad it doesn’t also apply a shader to the surrounding world to match the process color aesthetic of the films.

So download all their free shit and cost them some money. I have the EGS on my computer, and a bunch of games, and I think I’ve bought exactly one of them.

I played through it once, and that was good enough. There’s NOTHING wrong with the game, and I enjoyed the story and performances, but there’s nothing there that makes me want to play it over and over to wring out every little bit of optimization. At the same time, it’s a game so methodical and vast that the concept…

I’m really hoping, now that tire pressure sensors and backup sonar are basically ubiquitous, the next thing to filter down from Mercedes is brake wear sensors. 

If the militant arm of Amway was as good at vehicle maintenance as they were at fighting wars, that MRAP probably hasn’t had an oil change since 2011.

An important component of organized labor is that typically the labor unions include as little hierarchy as possible. The ideal scenario is that every worker has identical responsibilities to the union and recieves identical protections. This obviously isn’t always possible, but the further you deviate from this model…

The problem with “just let us well-intentioned rich folks pay for it” is the same in government or unions - it only works until you run out of well-intentioned rich folks, which mathematically tends to be “real fast.”