Usually in games that give you unlockable powers, the area where you find them includes a mini tutorial in using them. Control was really good about this. It would have been easy in Starfield, for instance when you get precognition you have to use it to do a stealth area, when you get the dash you have to do an…

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gosh, maybe they DO have time to get down to 10 micrometer tolerance or whatever before production starts

Mechanically, a Robocop game should give you TONS of health but make you go back to the station to repair. I get why you wouldn’t do that, but in-the-field health recovery seems weird.

Pictured: Drolta before her glow-up

It’s sooooo good. Thoughts and spoilers below:

I feel like Randy has awfully... Specialized tastes in OF ladies.

Stop attacking the gig worker robots, start attacking the cop robots.

No fake exotic body kit triples the value of your car, not even if it comes from the fake body kit factory. For 18 grand, you can buy an actual Rolls from the 80s. You shouldn’t, of course, just like you shouldn’t buy this.

What’s a box giraffe? Is it like a box jellyfish?

Oh man I have a 2070 super, now I feel all scummy

ELON MUSK: The Cybertruck is coming in one week!

There’s nothing WRONG with the Genesis Gargoyles game, but was anyone hungry for a remaster? I hope this is a water-test for interest in the franchise.

This is the first I’m hearing about the Celestique, but I think it looks pretty good. Maybe I’m just starved for American luxury wagons?

I was on the fence about Edwards for a long time on account of not liking Monsters at all, but I’ve since come around to my grievances mostly resting on the incompetent shoulders of Indi flukegill fixture Scoot McNairy and his emotionless girlfriend. Everything Edwards has made with good actors has been way better.

Your sadly not daily reminder that white racists hate immigrants at the southern border because the overwhelming majority of them are Indigenous Americans and Americans will never be more racist to anybody than we are to Indians.

everything is locked behind a goddamn perk point

I think this game demonstrates a lot of hard limits of true open-world design. After 150 years on multiple habitable planets, there should be tens of billions of humans, but the game doesn’t include nearly that many - you can infer we just never meet most of them, but if you tried, you COULD literally visit every…