It’s okay, they’ll replace Luke with AI articles that think Phantom Menace takes place after Empire

It can be hard to realize how absurd car-based urban planning really is when you grow up in it. So for some perspective, consider if Henry Ford had been really into speed boats.

The solution is clearly to have AI write a few dozen Star Wars shows. With just a push of a button, they can poop out another 50 or 60 utterly joyless, fully interchangeable episodes of Kenobi.

I know that’s a larf, but like - imagine this car with a lift, smaller wheels and chubby offroad tires, a bunch of light bars and bike racks, maybe a neat stripey livery. Mmm.

Wait wait wait

Are... Are you calling me the “woke mob?”

This tragically missed being based, they just needed to make up ALL the tickets and not actually give any to anyone

I mean, you could bother checking out what her union thinks of the job she’s doing if you were so unhappy with this coverage (they aren’t thrilled).

Why would one buy this versus, say, a Kia Seltos which is also a simple family SUV with nice aesthetics for its segment, and a considerably beefier engine?

People will remember Dwight for decades after Wilson dies. I think he did fine.

Gonna head up the Manhumpin’ Project

Just do like radio does where the celeb pre-records responses. Cross-cut to the commentator asking them matching questions and reacting to anything “exciting.” Edit them into the same shot. Nobody watching for the cars cares about celebrity interviews, and nobody watching for celebs cares about authenticity. Better…

Disney has an in-house streaming service too, they could easily have dropped it there. I’m not sure Nimona could hack it as a theatrical film - especially in the increasingly rough theater market - but it’s top shelf streaming media for sure.

Gemera is really neat
It is full of Swedish heat
We’ve been driving Gemera!

Lice of P, in which he struggles with scalp parasites

It’s in the interest of publishers to sell us on the idea that people using exploits are cheating. It makes us blame other players instead of blaming the people who left the exploit in the game.

Controversial take: all exploits are okay; if the developers can’t be bothered to fix their game, you shouldn’t punish players for using the borked parts.

It’s okay, neither does the Chinese government