From Trump making up words and attributing major policy changes to people who died decades or centuries earlier, to Biden muttering his way through whole press conferences before launching into a rant about pool fights he got in during the Eisenhower administration, to Feinstein forgetting where she is and hugging…

“Women pitch party games which we don’t publish!”

Me, criticising women: “the problem with women is they never get criticized!”

Guys

100% its Tencent. They’re one of the bigger investors out there right now, and they’ve finally started getting smart with their money, largely due to backing a couple obvious early access and crypto scams.

But infinite growth is still plausible, right?

“Get in a car with a gun-toting stranger!”
“Oh no, that sounds unsafe!”
“Pay some internet weirdo money to get in a car with a gun-toting stranger!”
“Wow, I can’t afford NOT to!”

The cameo is the Flash busting Ezra Miller for beating up random strangers in bars

Why would you expect anyone on an in-country flight in China to speak English? Like I get the flight crew has to know English to interact with international flight control if necessary, but less than 1% of Chinese people have a full command of English. It’s pretty stupid to complain that people flying around a country…

Your reminder that the 5 series used to look good

3D Realms isn’t involved with Boltgun in any way. You are perhaps thinking of 2019's Ion Fury?

It’s still time-locked to just critical reviews. Expect the audience scores to be similar to the Steam reviews once they go live.

Locked up in chains
I get fed
But the hunger still remains

You can be born poor, you just need to marry a soup tycoon.

The solution is to get a Cayenne then convert it into a pickup. You’re going to need an angle grinder, a couple tubs of epoxy, and complete immunity to self doubt.

Spraying a chemical with a bunch of effects into your body for just one of them is kind of how medicine works. For instance, a lot of today’s seizure medication started as antipsychotics, and several cancer medications began life as other therapeutics. This isn’t really as bad as it sounds - humans are shockingly hard…

Pictured: Prof. Oak takes Ash’s mom on vacation, where she wins a bikini contest.

My perspective is that, as a parent with a mortgage, I can’t just afford to day 1 every game I want to play anyhow. Publishers can do what they want, because I’ll be buying their games in a year when I can afford them no matter what. If people who absolutely must play games instantly have to pay a little more to do…

Man it’s almost like actors are professional performers who are able to overcome personal differences to do their damn jobs, and the entertainment press likes to pretend they’re all nutso egomaniacs because that sells magazines at the grocery checkout.