Both films had overseas theatrical releases, with Wikipedia’s entry on Captain America having perhaps the best string of words I have read this year:

Much like Sam Jackson did with Post-Ultimates Fury, The ‘Hoff really embodied classic Fury to an extent surpassing the merits of the medium. The rest is an embarrassingly cheap TV spy thriller, but that’s not really INAPPROPRIATE, per se.

You’ll be dead soon, but before you die, why not enjoy The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?

And now a list of the movies this list MISSED:

Just some history pedantry:

Remember when the D2 remake dropped and it was super good and the lady that ran the team managed to make a game without being a sex pest and they were all “do you want to help run things” and she was all “no you people are a circus fire, I am leaving?” There was a two day window in there where things were really…

BROH U DON’T LIEK EPSTEIN’S BUDDY BOBBY, DO U EVEN LIEK GAEMS? WTF LOL BBQ

But without creepy sexual fantasies about justified shootings, how are gun owners supposed to enjoy gun ownership? Actually learning to maintain and use their guns? Appreciating and collecting anything besides cut-rate AR15 clones and cheap used handguns? Hunting for food and pest animal control? Competitive target…

Wow so AI can take your good job and create exploitative jobs, it really is the best!

I haven’t been able to afford a new car for my whole life. I make six figures now, and after taxes, food, and keeping the house upright, dropping 20 grand on a car would still kill me. I have no idea what the profit margin on cars is, but I feel like in general they’re overpriced.

My concern here would be that the classic Delphine platformers, as good as they look, aren’t super fun to play? Like, hopefully this one is a bit less cheap and a bit more responsive.

Centrists when someone suggests they’re just wasting time:

I don’t know who all’s fault it is but I think we can all agree the writing in Wednesday was absolutely dreadful, right? Every conversation simply must reinforce how quirky and odd and iconoclastic and just plain not like other girls Wednesday is. It’s not as utterly insufferable as the constant affirmations in Moffat-…

Is impulse-buying a used Porsche okay? I feel like that’s way safer than with most other luxury sport marques.

With that said, my favorite Shirow mecha are probably the magical scarecrow suits the priest-cops wear in Orion, where the mecha is this spindly little thing with a big basket for a torso that the pilot has to cram themselves into. Because Shirow, the pilots inevitably wear nothing inside their mechs but traditional…

If riding a train turns you into a murderer, you’re the problem, my guy.

You raise a good point, my neighbor lost half of his face to an IED, but the dude next to him in the humvee died so he definitely still has his whole face.

My mother in law watches Fox, and the things she believes are off the chain. According to her, and people in her bubble, Black Lives Matter terrorists and Antifa commandos reduced the entirety of Seattle to smoking rubble at least twice. Chicago is a war zone where everyone dies of murder. Heroin spreads as a lethal…

REMiNDER: The motion picture Network is 47 years old.

Behold, the ultimate self-consuming violence of authoritarian systems: having driven any reasonable alternatives to capitalism out of America, our fascist leaders must now identify capitalists who are “doing capitalism wrong” to be their new enemies.