I think most people would rate Two Guys and a Girl as Ryan Reynolds’ breakout vehicle, but his first starring film role was Van Wilder, AKA “National Lampoon’s Wow They’re Still Making National Lampoon Movies? The Movie.”

It neither stars Mortensen, nor is it anywhere near his first movie, but god DAMN he tears it up for his 10 minutes or so of screentime in The Prophecy.

Anything that frees up human labor - both physical and mental - to do something new, different, and/or better is nothing but a victory for the human race.

I don’t have anything constructive to add to this, so here’s some minecraft constructions of the unbuilt Palace of the Soviets.

You’re making the bold assumption that crypto mining cards are being operated in conditions that don’t exceed the card’s tolerances, and not a huge, unventilated rack in some Russian dude’s half-flooded basement.

Modern, direct-combat land armor can be broadly divided into 3 categories: tanks, armored personnel carriers (APCs), and infantry fighting vehicles (IFVs).

Now you have me jonesing for an ARPG that works like the Creature phase, but you can dig holes in stuff and enemies that kill your creatures turn into bosses later

The strength of Bethesda games isn’t particularly their role-playing elements - they’re much more like adventure games with extremely deep character customization, and if you want a game where you have a specific role and identity and part in the universe MOST RPGs are better in that regard. Their strength is letting…

Spore is probably the weirdest technological dead end of game design ever. Like, Maxis basically invented a whole new way to animate video game characters, made it work with acceptable performance impact, and sold it, and everyone was like “oh that’s neat” and then we NEVER TOUCHED IT AGAIN.

Everything we know about Starfield:

Some CarFax research suggests that while this car may have been ruined in 2021, the donor car is a 2004. And you can get a non-ruined 2004 G35 coupe for less than 20 grand. I’m not sure I can recommend buying a 20 year old Nissan sports car for 15-20k, but if you want to I would recommend not buying THIS one.

Wow this isn’t news OR a video game, good job gang you did it

This is an interesting issue. On the one hand, every game SHOULD be as accessible as possible, but Pokemon Go has always been framed explicitly as a glorified exercise tracker with gamified monster rewards, and it is perhaps the ONLY Pokemon game that requires players to leave the couch. I don’t think it’s…

I wouldn’t buy a used Tesla in a million years, but if Ford stays committed to EVs and Rivian stays solvent the market is looking good.

I actually quite like this. It has the same vulgar-but-effective looks as, say, the GTR (which I assume it will be heavily cross-shopped with). This is the closest BMW has come to plunking one of their TC cars on the road in a moment and it’s awesome.

These dummies insulted the Caribs and now their genitals are haunted by cannibal ghosts. They’re gonna have to go to Australia and bone on top of Uluru to break the curse.

All energy drinks taste like goddamn garbage. Bawls is the only one that even tastes like anything other than cotton candy.

Please note that I consider this a failure to satisfy the prompt; I specifically asked ChatGPT for an unexceptional story about the Super Mario Brothers, and it still made some weird Maltese Falcon thing which is definitely not typical of the plumbing profession.

No, THIS Super Mario Brothers movie was made in a lab: