Hasn’t “Mustang” been the correct answer to this question since time immemorial? With that said, if you only have regular car money to spend, maybe buying a secondary “fun” car isn’t a super good decision for you.

Lol. Lmao, even.

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Humans,

I just couldn’t get into Civ 6. I think everyone has a Civ installment they stop and stick with, and for me that’s 5. For most of my friends it was 3, most people online seem to like 4. The boomers in my facebook gaming groups mostly still play 2.

Does the game keep the second title’s “softer” system of paper-rock-scissors damage, or revert to the more real-world model from the first one? And is the Hetzer back?

He plays a fictional, intensely corrupt mayor of Chicago. In the middle of grooming a successor (who is also a slimeball, but a new-jack Bill Clinton kind of slimeball as opposed to Grammer’s Boss Tweed kind of slimeball), trying to push through an airport project, and all manner of other problems, he finds out he’s…

Oh no, you made too much money and now your city has a Zaha Hadid airport! Oh no, you tried to fix the airport and now you have a blucifer!

Forget this, I want to be a bad guy. I want to kick the house-elves and enslave muggles and hunt unicorns with crossbows. I want to be the guy and in this case the guy is Voldemort.

City sims tend to run their automatic economies on an idealized capitalistic model while giving the player autocratic socialist control over the city writ large. And these systems are very unrealistically merged - for instance, if I use my immortal god-mayor dictator powers to demolish a whole neighborhood in Cities:…

Sadly the millions of sex pests who PLAY Genshin Impact are still running wild.

I’ve long lamented that the big problem with city builders is the inability to commit really serious fraud. Like, you know Boss? I want a game where I can do all that stuff.

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You never know, they might send a T-14 eventually. Maybe even all 4!

I mean, it isn’t scary per se because they picked stories that aren’t that scary vs. surreal and weird. And they did that because all the really creepy ones already got used in the LAST mediocre Junji Ito anime. If you look at it as just a creepy fantasy anthology show, it’s good enough. I found the adaptation of The…

Hear me out here: just make them completely filthy. Just, hardcore NC-17 across the board. Keep the camp writing and big glitzy effects shots, but in between them? Just non-stop ham-slamming. Every second someone isn’t chuckling and saying “well that just happened” or something isn’t exploding in a big fireball, I…

This may be a shot in the dark here, but re-reading HP... How familiar do you think JK was with Shonen battle school manga/anime? Like, the beats the Harry Potter books follow are BANG ON to how a wizard school anime for ten year old Japanese boys would play out. I know it sounds weird that a “reject modernity Western…

Any time weirdly intense protests erupt around a movie I always just assume it’s astroturfing. Like, look how many people saw Ghostbusters 2016 either to spite the haters or because they were convinced it would be 2 hours of menstruating witches burning men at the stake or whatever

Well there are lots of games where you don’t have to engage in role play as a part of the game. Take Super Mario Bros. Mario doesn’t make decisions. You can’t influence how the story progresses. You can only win or not. The same is true even in open-world games; for instance your have complete freedom of mobility in…

Genesis ShadowRun also LOVES to dump you in over your head. Like, half the missions you take at the beginning will just get you killed immediately, there are random events on the street that can drop you into encounters with multiple enemies above your level, setting foot inside a corporate arcology when you first get…