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Used to watch every day with my mom while she had terminal cancer
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I mean, it’s probably just China messing with us. Their government has a long history of that, things like surfacing submarines in the middle of naval exercises or blinding satellites over Chinese airspace with ground-based laser dazzlers (which I believe they still do). Pretty standard petty cold war stuff. If we…

I know we’re supposed to hate the 1974 Mustang because it looks like a Pinto, and has the same amount of power as a Pinto, and is basically a Pinto coupe and not a real Mustang, but I actually REALLY like the Mach 1; for my money these 90s Mustangs are the worst looking ones, with their boring ends and boxy middles…

I feel like rain has fallen behind in games. Like, the rain in Cyberpunk looks years behind the game’s other visuals. The Watch_dogs games had decent rain, I guess?

You prefer zombie love, you bastard! Bastard!

Just a thought - don’t license cars. I get that there’s a certain segment of nerd who absolutely MUST drive an Audi R8 instead of a legally distinct equivilant, but like, screw that. Look at all the small-studio racers that still feel they have to splash out on licensure because idiot audiences expect it. Back in the…

You know what game would make great Lego sets? Shadow of the Colossus. Tell me you wouldn’t want this bad boy as a set, scaled to minifigs.

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So you know how DCEU fans and Snyder fans in particular are mostly pretty right-wing and overlap heavily with the people who tried to get Gunn cancelled? We need to agree to start calling Gunn’s reboot of DC movies “the great reset,” it’ll piss ‘em off so bad.

Your professed desire for a comics-accurate Batgirl (versus your earlier stance of “why do you care about Batgirl”) and your selection of a non-white Batgirl versus whining about “diverse casting” suggests you are now moving your goalposts because you have no real point save for a political agenda you don’t actually…

Maybe the movie was just THAT shitty? I mean...why is this hard to believe? Because they made Batgirl latina this time, so it must be good?

Every official SNES game includes copy protection intended to make sure it only runs on an SNES, so technically you have a strong argument that getting the code to run anywhere else is a DMCA violation. OTOH if that copy protection was a separate rom chip from the game data and not part of the actual code, that might…

It’s fitting that the only company that could best Elon - an apartheid beneficiary who got into business on blood money - is Mercedes, the company whose Nazi slave labor factories were so bad they were considered distasteful by other concentration camp operators.

Dear celebrities who are being accused of misconduct: when you are accused of misconduct, you say “I didn’t do the thing I’m being accused of, and my legal counsel has advised I make no further comment on the matter.”

Nintendo copyright lawyers seeing this project

So the moral here is that if you buy a car that was very expensive and prone to mechanical problems when it first sold, and that was 50 years ago, you’re going to spend a bit of cash keeping it running.

Since the article mentions it but doesn’t show it, here’s the car (soft top version) with the top down.

Wait, so people are suing because they bought a vehicle that is specifically designed to go slowly off-road and it’s not a buttery-smooth rolls-royce float on the highway doing 70? Maybe they should have bought, you know, CARS.

I don’t have any insight about the story but I wanted to point out that the official name of this article in the URL is “thegrefg-premios-esland-streamer-twitch-dong-wang-dick” and that’s just fantastic.