I’ll take your word for it.

I can’t stand it. Horrendous, self-indulgent writing. Makes the Moffat era Dr. Who look positively humble. We get it, she’s not like other girls. Jesus christ.

Twinkle Star Sprites rules so damn hard. The goofy backgrounds, the soft puzzle elements, the ever-more madcap explosions and pace of gameplay - mwah. Chef’s kiss. Best puzzle battler ever made. Makes Puyo Puyo look like a big pile of crap.

You know, if the mushroom cap is part of Toad’s head, that makes it his genitals

If this follows the mold of other planned cities built by autocratic governments, the idea is for rich people to move out of old, crowded cities like Riyadh and Jeddah, leaving those to slowly rot. TYPICALLY, this doesn’t happen, with the new city becoming a mostly empty place home to a diminished population of…

Agree to disagree, I think it’s cool.

How has there not been a Vampire Hunter D MMO yet? Hunter unions for classes/guilds, all the settings and monsters from the books, your very own hand parasite, it practically writes itself.

Pfsh, where’s our MTG/Yu-gi-oh crossover decks

“TEAL’C! Where are you going?”
“I am leaving. You are about to explode.”

Drop your sexual harassments lawsuit and stop trying to unionize, or our human resources department will sweep over your team like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares! And firings.

This isn’t a simulation game, though. It’s an Ubisoft-style cartography simulator with cherry-picked inconveniences added to artificially generate tension. To go back to your analogy, it’s like if Powerwash Simulator had a mechanic where sometimes the city water supply would lapse, and you had to sit on hold with the…

I knew this game would bomb as soon as I heard about the fuel/breakdown mechanics. There’s a reason Aloy doesn’t have to feed her robot horses, why The Boss can call their homies to drop off a fresh car any time, why V’s million dollar supersport gets replaced for 400 eddies if it gets exploded with gunfire. NOBODY…

I humbly nominate Matthew Holness, but in character as Garth Marenghi

I fixed it for you

Why does Tails have a mechanadendrite though

For some reason people really like the Avatar franchise so it’s probably going to do okay. Then again 2 bil is a little more than just “okay.”

My 12 year old son’s T-zone is close enough to his 38 year old mother’s to unlock her iphone. Just putting that out there for anyone who thinks we should make arrests based on a computer telling us someone matches a suspect.

Elon liked to get employees at his previous businesses pregnant. Just putting that out there.

I want to like it because hard angles are so rare in modern car design, but yeah, every part of it screams “we built it this way because it was easier to put together!” It’s also worth noting that car windows and windshields are curved in large part to resist impact breakage, while all of the windows here appear to be…