Maybe, but he still won a truck

I’m just gonna say it: Pocky and Rocky is worth committing felony burglary for.

Also it came with a soundtrack. I tried to submit the tracks to Gracenotes but they rejected them, I assume because Imari burned all the disks himself and there weren’t any hashes it could recognize on the CDs.

Oh shit, Space Coyote! She did the cover for Imari Johance Stevenson’s breakout self-published novel, Sass Girls X!

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with making the gameplay of a simulator a sort of blue-sky version of the craft in question. For instance, a police game that rewards you for following procedure and engaging in proportionate use of force deepens engagement and shows players what policing SHOULD be like, helping…

Can we do concept cars? Because I dig the BMW 3.0 CSL Hommage and it’s Dopplespoilen (not real German). Also, bonus gigantic chin and (almost certainly pointless) over-the-arch venting.

Also the first time in Cryostasis that you get accosted by the man in the parka is pretty goddamn freaky

I would like to nominate:

Imagining this being read in a really nasal Monty Python TV presenter voice

So she lied, then when she got caught, she lied again, then she issued a non-apology casually admitting the truth.

Obligatory mention that the new Range Rover has a PHEV model that can travel 48 miles on pure electric, meaning your drives between your failing bar and various local gas stations won’t need to USE any of the gas you’re hoarding.

The bigger issue is how Netwatch isn’t on this. Like, it’s a pretty open secret Delamain is an AI, he’ll give you a tour of his empty offices where the computers still contain emails about how all the humans are gone and a machine is running the show, and it’s pretty explicit Delamain cabs WILL kill to protect their…

Delamain seems pretty reasonable, though. I SUPPOSE he could run rampant and start murdering everyone, but I prefer to imagine him out there on the open road. He also fits with the kind of Lore Cyberpunk has too- like maybe sometimes, some mercs will be in trouble, and out of nowhere a cab with no driver shows up to…

All the Arkham games - even Origins, which was a bit low-effort - work because they make you FEEL like Batman. If this doesn’t (or, you know, one of his pals) I’ll give it a pass.

That... IS shockingly reasonable. Huh. And the outward visibility in that cabin shot looks great, at least in front.

Controversial hot take: I don’t like how the R8 looks. It’s blobby and dull. And it’s weird because as far as their sedans go, I think they’re the prettiest German luxo brand.

I mean, if you care about stuff like laws it is

Moving into the limelight like this he’s just asking to have the LA Gangs back on his tail

I have been fall-down drunk dozens of times and never once stalked women for fun. 

I mean, if they’re really sorry they could always pay their former employee the money they never forked over, right?