Prediction (that won’t come true but should): Obi-Wan has to keep himself hidden from Vader, so he will murder every last person he meets, or at the very least blind them and mutilate their larynxes. Episodes will end with villages of space peasants tearfully thanking him for saving them from Stormtroopers, only to be…

I want you to know I went and bought the game based on your feedback. And damn, it’s not perfect, but the limited scope of the demo did not portray what the game is actually like.

Well, the Dacia Sandero is basically the same as the Renault Duster, and the Renault Duster is pretty similar to the Nissan Kicks, and the Nissan Kicks is about 20 grand, but the equivalent USD price of the Sandero is only 10-15k so... Yeah, bring it on.

EVIL ANTIFA OPERATIVES were VERBALLY ABUSING THEM and SURVEILING THEM by bicycle, everyone on the road was antifa

The problem with being a Nazi is that you gotta hate everybody, and when you hate everybody that includes other Nazis. All hate-based authoritarian groups will eventually consume themselves tail-first because their core tenant is that they are incapable of identifying with or supporting others.

Now build the Tigershark!

Radio works in water?

Also: Don’t drove like an idiot when your dog is in the car, they can’t wear seatbelts. Pretend your stupid little city car is a rally legend when you’re only endangering yourself and the other motorists.

Didn’t an intern at the ACLU write that op-ed for her in exchange for being promised any windfall from her UK settlement with Depp? So actually it’s the ACLU plagiarizing from actual (black) abuse victims. For bribes. While the other party drives around in a rangie talking like a pirate to fans.

The best part is when the communist chauffer falls in love with the one daughter and she dies and he’s all “well I must now do my duty and take my dead wife’s place as a rich plutocrat bastard” and everyone is all “we realize you did not come willingly to the life of grotesque luxury to which we are accustomed but…

Oh my good goddamn what are you even on about? The saints have been a rainbow coalition throughout the whole franchise since The Boss makes a habit of recruiting members of the less diverse gangs they smash up. By the end of 3 you have a handful of gang-bangers from your old set, a Luchador, a Russian super soldier,…

Yeah, Downton Abbey is a disgustingly revisionist polemic to the traditional power structure of regency Britain, but at least it’s not as bad as The Crown, a show so slavishly fawning to the Queen that even Prince Charles was like “you guys this is a little much.”

“You know how beloved English class drama Upstairs, Downstairs was frank and progressive in its depiction of abuses and social injustice in traditional British life? Well we are not going to do that, everyone! I repeat, we are to be wholly uncritical of the landed gentry or their presumed entitlement to financial and…

Isn’t this whole premise evil AI Don Cheadle’s plot in Space Jam 2?

This looks superficially neat but the harder you look the worse it gets. What’s up with all the weird separate bits on the front bumper? Why does the nose not quite line up with the sides? Why are the side turn indicators bigger than the tail lights? It just isn’t quite RIGHT.

This car looks great. Unfortunately for this seller, if you want a gently used German sport family hauler, the Panamera exists. The same money will get you a 3 year old Porsche and if you aim for the 2010s you can get one way cheaper.

Any map with the Redeemer is a good map.

ALSO if you look at the standalone fast travel points, most if not all of them are actually for the Combat Cab taxi service, which is a taxi company staffed by mercs who drive armored cabs armed with antipersonnel weaponry. Because in night city, even folks whose day job is “crazed professional violence person” need a…

Wait, so a video game designed for gameplay first and realistically simulating a real city a distant tenth, set in a world where everything is run by for-profit libertarians, in which the subway system was VERY specifically not finished in time to be in the game, has bad subways?

I mean, I guess? Maybe? It’s certainly no Code Hunters/Borderlands situation. It mostly stands out because it’s such a weird thing for Doctor Strange to be doing.