I picked up Fallen Order over the May 4th sale and I think what I like most about it is that while you are a badass in combat, and GETTING GUD matters, you are very rarely penalized for NOT fighting. Like, many enemies can simply be fooled, avoided, knocked into areas where they can’t get back to you, and at no point…

Depraved! Awful! Unacceptable! Rest assured I will be reviewing each and every one of Ms Spears’ pictures to properly adjust my disgust.

I was all excited to chill out in Evolve because jungles are cool, but it turned out to be hour-long stress sessions where you get lost in the woods and shoot rockets at eggs, with zero breaks for conversation and lots of inexplicable dithered transparencies.

I heard they were going to stage some of the track through a pretend abandoned Sears full of belligerent homeless dudes but they were worried that visibility to the cars would be poor. Apparently A fake Joe’s Crab Shack next to a fake local seafood restaurant being driven out of business by the fake Joe’s Crab Shack…

Yeah like the best case scenario is you wind up with an FPS from 2001 that appears to mostly be shooting one dude at a time in front of a bunch of sex gags, woooooohoooooo 

Since the converted powertrain is already kind of rare I guess they wanted to preserve that.

I probably interacted with Chet for at least 4 years on POE, and I still didn’t remember what he looked like lol

Also, very few stocks just die. You put 100 bucks in GM today, it might be 80$ tomorrow, but GM will still be around next year. Crypto dies all the time - since the value of crypto is purely consent-based all it takes is for everyone to lose confidence and the minters to burn the remaining blockchain entries.

The blog specifically called out the shifting daytime conditions as a feature that isn’t being tested publically.

So you’re saying I should pick it up then?

I’d say it’s like 75% in line with the comics. They got Khonshu DEAD ON, and while they changed what his personalities ARE, they got the idea right. The big change they made is that Moon Knight is a pretty mundane hero who does comparatively little magical stuff and tends to do more detective work. Think Batman but…

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

I’d make a class-based ARPG about the Eldar. They literally already operate in terms of hero class, and their society gets around via fast-travel waypoints. Stick in a point of choice in the middle where you switch aspects OR become an Exarch and double down on your existing specialties. If it does good, roll out an…

I am extremely torn on Moon Knight. It’s a very good show, but it’s not a particularly good MOON KNIGHT show. Why does he have superpowers and put his costume on like Sailor Moon? It felt like the people making it didn’t think “crazy ninja who works for invisible bird god to solve crimes and punch ghosts” was exciting…

I believe that. All the late game shots show folks in crazy costumes running around these apocalyptic jungles exploding stuff with nuclear lasers, and all the demo really gives you is “you’re an Imperial guardsman from 40k and when you punch people it makes them cold.” And the thing is, demos today are super rare, and…

Me, watching literally every Cronenberg movie:

“Holy Christ, people remember I exist!” Tom said ecstatically.

I played the demo! My thoughts:

My hot take is that Bruce Greenwood is better anyway, I love Bruce Greenwood. Below is one of my favorite horror movies.