It’s not shame. Every one of their remakes makes a ton of money, and remaking an existing cartoon requires less work or licensing costs than making a whole new movie, plus drawing off the cache of the beloved originals.

Get out of my office before I throw my name placard at you, you hack

I was hoping for Comet the Super-Horse, the heterosexual shape-shifting male centaur made of the ghosts of two lesbians and some angels, who wants to bang Supergirl

We already had Galactic Battlegrounds, the only Star Wars strategy game we’ll ever need (and one where a Republic player fighting the Confederacy can easily hit deaths in the millions on both sides).

It’s less a roguelike and more a Crimson Land clone, isn’t it?

Well yes but I hope you aren’t implying that Ian McDiarmid would be a BAD Doctor because that would rule

That van is definitely in great shape, and I’d love to own it. But 18 grand for a minivan from the 80s is ridiculous, regardless of trim rarity.

Wordle is fun, sure, but it’s way too luck-based to be PROUD of. Like, you need a couple guesses just to create a framework where skill or knowledge come into play. Getting it right in the first or second try has nothing to do with being smart, and even the difference between 3 and 4 is probably mostly chance.

I don’t owe you anything. Learn to write clearly, you loon.

The challenger has a backseat, so when your midlife crisis ends you can still take the kids to school. I figure that’s why.

I mean, that is literally what you said: “Even years later, try getting a famous African-American man to denigrate Cosby publicly. It’s like pulling teeth.” Like, this is objectively a lament that we should be trying to get black dudes to admit Cosby is bad, and it’s not going as well as it should be. That you don’t…

I mean, is demanding that every black man apologize for Bill Cosby something you think we should be doing? Like, Don Cheadle wins an Oscar, and he goes on some film critic’s show to talk about it, and the dude is all “Now Don, before we get started, would you agree as a black man that it’s pretty gross how Bill Cosby…

The windshield will be about a grand or so to replace, plus labor. The internet informs me you can do it yourself if you take your brave pills and own a heat gun. That’s not horrible, and it may be naive, but it seems like the combination of manual shifting and a racing box on a lower spec engine probably mean the…

Put a V8 in the front too, like that prototype AWD sport Cadillac.

Who’s a better director than Joss Whedon? According to Joss Whedon, nobody!

Of course it worked. Khonshu told him it would. Also: Bird hat!

You can buy a 2011 XJ that hasn’t been despoiled by an idiot for about the same price, and that’s probably what you should do.

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.