“...transforms a gloomy, oppressively barren stretch of piano into a grumbling, ferocious wave of dissonance...”

Especially competitive Smash players

From a pure market standpoint, this is a very nice price. I have no idea whether buying a used Bentley is smart or not. I suspect, like any Volkswagen, it will last a good while provided you feed it an endless diet of oil, filters, and weirdly expensive transmission service. One should also note that, because the vast…

If a turbo V6 is okay, a supercharged V6 should be too. Get an A7!

The SS is also actually Australian!

What about Jaaaaags, which fall apart on a strict timer regardless of what you do with them, but experience improved performance in all areas if you’re drunk?

Planetside is bad actually. I know that’s not a super popular take, but like... Yeesh.

I think what makes that episode is the actual effort that seems to go into the little girl’s taco bed. Like, they ruin the house but they manage that one, horrible thing.

It’s endlessly distressing that we finally have PCs and consoles that can realize the ridiculous vision of the original Battlefield 1942, and all the games in the series stink now. Like, I just want to drive around in tanks and planes and shoot stuff, how do you mess that up so bad with a decade and a half of progress…

Let’s be real: this is aimed directly at the hearts and minds of the UAE’s many eccentric car collectors, who would absolutely love it. And for that matter, so do I. I think luxury vehicles automatically have more credibility when they’re ALSO intended to be thrashed up mountainsides. And it has Maybach-badged…

The internet suggests that old Porsches just make a lot of creaking noises, and your best bet is to spray a bunch of penetrating lube all over the inside until it stops. For that price, I would think you could afford a few cans of lube for sure. Headlights should be a pretty straightforward fix too.

Broken clock, still right twice a day, etc.

So Amazon made a game where humans are driven to maddening amounts of labor to justify their meager earnings as automation slowly destroys them, huh

Eh, Cyberpunk did it better.

HOT.

Well, like, the real cost would be losing the fun and practical benefits of a classic workhorse truck but

I mean, 5 minutes with a can of spray paint and they’re any color you want.

Good for them. Nothing is worse for a show than keeping it shambling along long after the creators have stopped caring. Do you want Archer post season 6? Because that’s how you get Archer post season 6.

Don’t do it! We all know what he’ll get up to once he’s out there!

Exactly.