The music should all be midi that plays from your modem dialtone chip unless the game detects the exact SoundBlaster card it wants you to have, and if your monitor gets unplugged while you’re playing, the screen should just stay black until you reboot. Also where’s the feature where the game erases your boot partition…

Hey, folks. Rayce from Leftist Idiologues from Blue States (chapter local 144) here, chiming in for our union brothers. We consider all sports after college to be tedious bullshit full of greedy manbabies and so we also got no stake in this palooka. Right now, our football attentions is focused squarely on the…

Since “nostalgic Build-Engine throwback” is apparantly a genre now, I want these games to start doing their homework and including the horrors of mid 90s video tweaking as options. Like, instead of settings for transparancies and gamma correction, you have to run a simulation of the WickedGL installer then configure…

Counterpoint

“Why is it that two girls can be close and there is no problem”

If they didn’t want people to think they were gay, they probably shouldn’t have had the lizard dress exactly like a gay 80s London club kid.

So US subs routinely operate in the Arctic Circle where, while surfaced, the top of the hull will be exposed to air that can get that cold, while the bottom will be in much warmer water creating surprising thermal stress. This isn’t an unreasonable test.

Maybe the problem is that F1 isn’t managing this situation, just leaving their athletes, journalists, celebs, and so on to muddle around stepping on each other’s toes. If the lady with the medical problem’s bodyguards don’t think she’s safe in the environment, and the drivers are getting shoved around, then obviously…

I think the boxy look represents a transition between the complex hammered bodywork of the 60s and the machine-stamped bodywork of the 80s. The bulky cornered shapes express the same volume and solidity as the bubbles of the past, but they’re easier to smash out with an industrial press. The look also ended up playing…

It’s a good thing this dude doesn’t have a job or anything to get in the way of his anime shitposting.

We live in a world where one of the world’s most profitable companies makes solely unessential entertainment, has leadership that routinely fondled and roofied their employees, and considers paying people instead of sexually molesting them to be a bold new innovation in human relations. Just let those ideas roll…

The question is will it interfere with my female character models with huge jiggly breasts and anime lolita faces? That’s the important thing.

So they’re the Robert Jordan of the game world?

So (SPOILERS AHOY):

The Orochi isn’t exactly UGLY, so much as disturbingly organic. It looks like what would happen if the EVA units were built by Lamborghini. There’s nothing aesthetically or artistically WRONG with it, it’s just kind of hard to look at, which I think may be intentional. It’s off-putting and kind of intimidating, like a…

This looks like it would drag your car off the road if it lost even a little traction. Drag it onto a lot and hook up permanent utilities though, and you have a ready-made tiny house. Put it in your farmhouse’s woodsy backyard and rent it as a vacation cabin.

It’s a ROAD ROLLER! Now DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

The driver’s lucky he didn’t get hurt, horsing around like that.

I followed the train on my third try. The WORST San Andreas mission for me was the final one you do for the CIA guy, where you break into an aircraft carrier, steal a harrier under fire, then use the harrier (which you have zero experience flying before now, and which has a unique combination of horrible controls) to…

She also appeared in a less... Unorthadox capacity in an 80s Avengers comic