The problem is that, as an attorney, people are probably already using it about you.

I am an attorney and will certainly be using this phrase at some point. Thank you!

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Frankly I miss the Weekly World News. If you’re going to just make shit up you might as well go big.

Just have him start every 14 days and all his problems are solved.

I got a horse racing partnership....similar results :0

What a fucking unbelievable lack of self-perspective. Rovell is a Press Release aggregator, doubling as the world’s most credulous reporter. Stop pretending to know a damn thing except copy/pasting NFL statements.

That right there is a hefty ROI.

Darren Rovell is the kind of guy to cook chicken in the dishwasher then say he’s read more dishwasher manuals than any journalist on earth...

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

Let me know when an animal can pull guard into a gogoplata choke.

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

Your not going to give @streetspeed717 the credit he deserves for putting his car up there? Maybe a link to his YouTube channel? That’s literally how he makes his money and sharing the car is what he does.

I think it says “vibram” in the middle of that foot print....

“But they get the biggest crumbs!”

Show biz kids making movies of themselves you know they don’t give a fuck about anybody else...

Well when the head of the NCAA is made aware of this 8 years ago and shrugs his shoulders, it’s safe to say that the entire system is horrifically flawed.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

And the board?