"Two Days, One Night" - zero awards. Dafuq?

Melissa McCarthy as Wonder Woman or GTFO!

Melissa McCarthy as Wonder Woman or GTFO!

The worst part of the Close Encounters re-edit wasn't the mothership — it was that they cut out the funniest moment of the film.  Richard Dreyfuss is in the psychiatrist's trailer near Devil's Tower, the shrink is trying to interrogate him but Dreyfuss isn't having it.  Finally, Shrink pulls open the blinds to show…

The worst part of the Close Encounters re-edit wasn't the mothership — it was that they cut out the funniest moment of the film.  Richard Dreyfuss is in the psychiatrist's trailer near Devil's Tower, the shrink is trying to interrogate him but Dreyfuss isn't having it.  Finally, Shrink pulls open the blinds to show…

Instead of "baristas," I prefer to call them "caffeine mules."

Instead of "baristas," I prefer to call them "caffeine mules."

It's also the best explanation I've heard for the Pipes of Peace album.

It's also the best explanation I've heard for the Pipes of Peace album.

It sucks.  Trust me.

It sucks.  Trust me.

It wasn't the worst movie ever made, but (to borrow an AVC phrase) it was possibly the least essential.  It really served no purpose except as a vehicle to promote a McCartney album full of mostly re-recorded Beatles and Wings tunes, plus four original songs (two of which were crap, and two of which were different…

It wasn't the worst movie ever made, but (to borrow an AVC phrase) it was possibly the least essential.  It really served no purpose except as a vehicle to promote a McCartney album full of mostly re-recorded Beatles and Wings tunes, plus four original songs (two of which were crap, and two of which were different…

Seems as good a reason as any.

Seems as good a reason as any.

I'm already looking forward to this version being forgotten, and the rumors starting up again in 2015, only with Patton Oswalt attached.

I'm already looking forward to this version being forgotten, and the rumors starting up again in 2015, only with Patton Oswalt attached.

She could always resurrect "Queen of Her Castle."

She could always resurrect "Queen of Her Castle."

Screw all of it — I just hope the cancellation means Laurie will have enough time on his hands to start doing projects with Stephen Fry again.