Suddenly, I'm in the mood for Greek yogurt. Almost as much as truth that doesn't come from someone that some medical interns would normally be trying to tackle after he got at least as far as the gates.

That would also involve being able to organize a secretive conspiracy with a significant amount of calm & intelligence yet without one bit of publicity.

Who?

In it's initial run in your average mall-based movie theater? While I briefly (tried to) consider the garish "Batman Forever", at least it tried to have fun once or twice. Not so "Alien 3", the movie whose premise/theme/whatever was "Hey, we've thrown our heroine from a sleep of the justly victorious into a hellhole…

Technically, if it's from pressure applied** to your head or neck, it's "unconscious" instead of "asleep".

A *female* matador, sword optional but with the red cape and possibly giving the bull and/or Di Modica the finger.

That's what I usually do.

So "Weird Al" Yankovic is behind the white "tie", right? All over the back, maybe… ?

Dammit, it's a glandular condition. Yeah, that's it…

Yes. Yes you can. Though probably not at a job interview, or while running for office.

But for how long does outrage sell, even if that particular outrage sells at all? Sooner or later at least some of the people who buy the outrage will look at it and ask "why was this worth buying?", possibly before the outrage-inducing whatever-was really-being-sold was over with.

As opposed to testifying, thus getting his sorry lying fool self caught lying on record in a court of law. Even he might know that much, if only because his lawyers might scold (or plead with) him so much that *something* might stick in that thin-skinned skull of his.

I'm guessing Not.

That is a noble move. Maybe it would be a great moment for them to jam with "Weird Al" Yankovic on "My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder" after Vedder comments on how Yankovic somehow had yet to be inducted….

My most immediate and dominant reaction to this is "Where were these over Four Months ago??"

Two quibbles: first, while a business deal or venture that fades or fails can be blamed on other people or countries or economic factors (some of them even possible), an actual resignation on his part will mean that Donald Trump *QUIT* a job that… ((sigh)) that he won via the votes of… ((sigh)) millions of people,…

Pretty good summation of politics' self importance, marred slightly by Mr. Schwarzenegger misinterpreting Trump's own self-importance. Outside of his own family (and I refuse to speculate about that family's functionality, as that way lies being as bad as he or his followers can be), I doubt there's anything Trump…

Dibs on selling the "Chopping Mall" sequel!

I am now Officially Waiting for a delivery droid, either hacked by humans or other AI, ordering Prez Trump* to surrender power to Skynet lest he get his pizza without a knife and fork.**

I am of the opinion that if Dave was really, really against Trump, he'd have stopped with the overused, now-watered-down orange hair jokes and unearthed a first person account about how a temper-tantruming Trump interrupted Dave on the latter's way to a monologue before an interview (and why not pull up footage of…