((gets out tazer))

17 seconds in and I was NOT convinced that the signal was being garbled. You want tolerable "Doctor Who" remixes, go find the ones done by a "Babelcolour", including the ever changing (and occasionally ripped off) "Every Story" montage. (Last year's at https://www.youtube.com/wat…

“For instance, when you’re watching Up, you’re thinking, ‘This is a kids’ movie, what could go wrong, the balloons and wham… miscarriage and a dead wife.‘ ”

"Are you STILL talking about that??" —at least one of the 5th graders on their way home.

((sigh)) Well, when you DO see it, at least you'll relate to the whole frozen sleep thing.

While we're (probably) on the subject of THE LIST attributing songs to the wrong artists, “When You’re Falling” should be attributed to "Afro Celt Sound System featuring Peter Gabriel", as in Gabriel contributed vocals (and founded their label Real World Records) but the song is mostly that of that semi-electronic…

"Since they never switch back, that virgin in the pot? That’s also Yankovic." And since "Weird Al" Yankovic has a daughter (seriously, for 12 years now), the plot would be foiled and the witches involuntarily beamed into a vortex or something like the Red Skull near the end of "Captain America: The First Avenger".

I know that version of "Captain Marvel" was selling poorly, which Peter David blamed in part on NO advertising for it and addressed in an open letter to Jemas and Quesada ("reprinted" at http://www.peterdavid.net/2… ), but someone was buying issues of the Well-reviewed book, and David also claimed that "Young Justice"…

Dammit, Super Bowl. "Weird Al" named his new album and tour "Mandatory Fun" for a reason. It's not like it's SUB-subtext!

"Destroy… Destroy… Des—-SQUIRREL!!"

Look, just because no one told you life was going to be this way….

"Depressed Friends fans, take heart—it could have been worse."

It's been brought up already by now, but how does getting out of the way of an enemy's rocket or henchmen trying to sandwich you into dead end alley make you responsible for them exploding without you? Bat's self preservation wasn't responsible for a trigger being pulled (in fact, it's exactly the opposite), and he…

Sadly, it would only implode to those who look at it and try to make sense of it, thus leaving out those who don't want to make sense of it. (And quite possibly those who don't want to look.)

Dammit, they keep moving around….

Back off me, man….

The Kardashians? Really?? Okay, that's it. Suggestions for features be damned, I now absolutely, unequivocally, vehemently, ferociously DEMAND a "100 Episodes" write-up on "MythBusters". And a "TV Club 10" article while you're at it. I've got tapes that you can borrow if need be. (Yes, "tapes". …

Well, "stared at" might be a more accurate term.

"Carson's Comedy Classics". (See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wi… and https://www.youtube.com/wat… The source of several attempts to stay up late on a school night, albeit 90 minutes less so in the case of WTZA.

[[Stares at stubs of 3 fingers on left hand]]