lol it’s supposed to be torrential downpours and possible hurricaning all weekend, right? good luck, chick fil a

aw i know this post is about how babies are bloodsucking nightmaremouths but it was really cute

i can’t believe hugh hefner is still alive. did you know he’s older than the talkie?

buxom mascara is also good for the already-chunky-lashed among us who use eyelash primer! (which i don’t anymore because i have better things to do with the 25 seconds it takes to apply eyelash primer, but for anyone out there with more patience than me)

i probably wouldn’t have attacked the subway either, were i a frustrated poor person. a footlong sandwich goes for as much as a bowl of cereal purveyed by some beard bro but feeds you for two meals!

goddammit the headline “ta-nehisi coates is wrong” had exactly the effect on me that you intended it to, you devious bastards

thank you, jessica white, for showing me that it’s ok to change yr name to a slur as long as you misspell the slur

i used to work in a dc area strip club and let me just say: EVERY single government employee, DOD or otherwise, was a cheap miserable bastard. no, that’s not quite right: they’d drop bills upon bills at the bar getting drunk, but when it came to tipping the dancers, there was no whine too pitiful for them, no excuse…

ulta is where i go for a 40-vol hair bleach on those days when i feel like going ill-advisedly blonde

please hurry up and come to dc, separate.us

fall is ok tbh

i think it makes some amount of sense to focus on the statistics at UVA, since it was recently the locus of an extremely high profile rape hoax, and said hoax probably led quite a few people to believe (as other commenters have pointed out) that things at UVA aren’t actually bad or dire or in need of change. whether…

not to nit-pick but i think this is an important logical distinction given the point you’re using laverne cox to make: laverne cox didn’t refuse to play the pre-transition sophia burset. rather, she was totally on board to do it, but was told (after giving it a try) that she was “too feminine” to pull it off.

i can’t wait til i hit 25 and these guys finally start leaving me the hell alone

the creator of this show should never have cast jeffrey tambor (or any cis man) as a trans woman, and i say that as someone who adores jeffrey tambor, and yes i know that the show’s creator has said that jeffrey tambor reminds her of her mom and that doesn’t make it all that much better really

i, a woman, have an undercut, not unlike a man’s undercut. it’s the same length, same style, just happens to be on someone of a different gender. my options are to pay a minimum of $30 at a local salon, entrust my cherished cut to the cheap-but-unpredictable hair cuttery, or shell out a mere $17 at my barber shop…