Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

or you can think of it as a tablet that you cant check your email on

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

tbh holding that tiny controller feels much more phallic to a japanese person, so we probably cant understand how exciting it is

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

also.... nvidia shields are replaced every couple years. these things are not built for longevitu

oh honey.... if there were anything more worth mentioning they would have.

oh honey.... if there were anything more worth mentioning they would have.

really? you wouldnt say theyre the accumulation of 40 years of innovation?.... becuz those guys seem pretty proud of themselves. well japanese people are smaller, so maybe when they hold it they have more of that thrill of holding something phallic.... it vibrates in all different ways apparently.... anything could…

well its predecessor the nvidia shield was known for blowing up.... so maybe it is an improvement, you know playing for 3 hours without being consumed by flames

hes like a poorly designed robot