Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

tbh holding that tiny controller feels much more phallic to a japanese person, so we probably cant understand how exciting it is

Hi. This is Nintendo, and this is what we want you to buy. NO QUESTIONS.

also.... nvidia shields are replaced every couple years. these things are not built for longevitu

oh honey.... if there were anything more worth mentioning they would have.

oh honey.... if there were anything more worth mentioning they would have.

really? you wouldnt say theyre the accumulation of 40 years of innovation?.... becuz those guys seem pretty proud of themselves. well japanese people are smaller, so maybe when they hold it they have more of that thrill of holding something phallic.... it vibrates in all different ways apparently.... anything could…

well its predecessor the nvidia shield was known for blowing up.... so maybe it is an improvement, you know playing for 3 hours without being consumed by flames

hes like a poorly designed robot

i think what they mean is something, something we want that phone money something, something years before anything actually functional will be released

it is more literally an overclocked rebranded nvidia shield. well those were having problems blowing up before being overclocked xD also they have a cool stylus and android apps unlike the switch.

well... xbox and playstation both had services BEFORE they released their current gen, so expect barebones. theyll still be developing it over the years to come. it sounds nice that it is free for the first months, but its likely that means they still dont have anything worth paying for.

idk why saturday morning cartoon watching 1980s me is in charge of what movies come out. this would be great if i were still 5

ur not the only one. it’s the dirty little secret of the gaming industry. and now they want people to set up vr headsets. xD good luck with that