I thought that tesla was having trouble keeping up with demand. I’d imagine they’d have to build more production lines. 

Nah, they gotta kill jalopnik like they killed deadspin and then blame it on the patriarchy.

your penis offends me, sir!

They can’t not. It’s your fault for liking what you like and not what they like even if nobody actually likes it. 

Shhh! We are supposed to be outraged over the Oscars fucking over black people. Don’t point out the countless number of predominantly white countries who also cannot be considered because of this rule. Get with the program. 

they used to write cheeky articles about sports then it got all political and seemed to get overtaken by jezebel. (yesterday they cross posted some post about wanting to fuck an entire baseball team if given the chance) a suit decided that maybe talking about sports on the sports website might improve numbers and the…

You should change your profile name to “dry vagina”

I spy with my little eye.... an outline of a penis. 

What kind of cunt doesn’t love Bloodsport? 

Ehh. Sometimes you want to live in a big city but not have homeless drug addicts camping out in the doorways of your apartment building. And by camping I don’t mean sitting, I mean building a structure meant to be their living space. The PNW has a homeless problem and they are doing zero to change it. 

It’s whatever the fuck you want it to be, buddeh.

OMG! Are you guys back to writing about sports??? I used to love this fucking website. 

they actually have to bring in the food gradually and do mostly fluids at first. those weight cuts are brutal. 

she’s trying to lose way more than 10 lbs. 

she’s missed a couple of times. yes, if this is what it’s like every time she tries to make 135 then she should fight at 145 but there’s some monsters at 145. i think cyborg cuts from 170-180. she’s probably just bad at her diet which is a problem for a lot of young fighters who don’t have a strong wrestling…

I think boyfriend might not be the correct term.

Am I going to be tried for murdering all those characters in GTA??? 

always believe the victim *even when they make dubious financial claims.

is that comforting to you? if they murder you they will be found? 

people like to forget that places where women have power (*cough classrooms *cough) there is also an epidemic of sexual assault.