in other words, they really don’t know but the are working on learning how to model it but it’s real complicated. 

I thought that tesla was having trouble keeping up with demand. I’d imagine they’d have to build more production lines. 

Michael Bay has a movie that’s part of the criterion collection. He basically invented a style that has produced blockbuster after blockbuster. This is not the same thing.

Nah, they gotta kill jalopnik like they killed deadspin and then blame it on the patriarchy.

your penis offends me, sir!

They can’t not. It’s your fault for liking what you like and not what they like even if nobody actually likes it. 

Shhh! We are supposed to be outraged over the Oscars fucking over black people. Don’t point out the countless number of predominantly white countries who also cannot be considered because of this rule. Get with the program. 

they used to write cheeky articles about sports then it got all political and seemed to get overtaken by jezebel. (yesterday they cross posted some post about wanting to fuck an entire baseball team if given the chance) a suit decided that maybe talking about sports on the sports website might improve numbers and the…

You should change your profile name to “dry vagina”

If fucking Facebook is such a danger to our democracy then people are too fucking stupid for their own good and we don’t deserve what we have. LET IT BURN. 

I spy with my little eye.... an outline of a penis. 

Define “not very safe”, dumbass. What does that even mean? Compared to your job as a high school lunch lady? Yes, much more dangerous. Nobody was asking your fucking opinion on if uranium mining was very safe. The person that you replied to asked for SOURCES TO BE CITED. It’s okay to be fucking stupid but when you get…

“not very safe”

Horseshoe crab blood isn’t dark blue. 

Yes, if you take zero safety precautions mining anything is dangerous. You can’t look at uranium mining worldwide and make an assessment on the safety of mining uranium in the US. There are countries that use essentially slave labor and zero safety regulations to mine anything of value. 

my friend’s dog is totally autistic

and it’s not even like if someone noticed it later they could go back and reshoot the scene. can’t imagine how much that would’ve cost. 

What kind of cunt doesn’t love Bloodsport? 

Ehh. Sometimes you want to live in a big city but not have homeless drug addicts camping out in the doorways of your apartment building. And by camping I don’t mean sitting, I mean building a structure meant to be their living space. The PNW has a homeless problem and they are doing zero to change it. 

It’s whatever the fuck you want it to be, buddeh.