Hate it. Hate it hate it hate it hate it.

Heh, mine is bigger.

I love how the common trope is to instantly attack America for their choice in eating habits, when the items showcased from Japan seem 10x worse.

inb4 Invader Zim saying, "Worse? Or Better?"

Damn, one line for each phone?

You don't have to be Chaotic Evil to play EVE...but it sure helps.

Join red versus blue or eve university and you'll be fine

I know nothing of EVE. Don't play it. Don't really follow it. Only pick up bits and pieces through game website coverage. That said, it seems like the community and the lore that have built up around the game are sources of endless entertainment.

Yeah, this IS pretty good stuff. Almost makes me want to play EVE... naaaaa, I'm just fine watching from the sidelines.

Want to read, because EVE and Evan recommending... but... it's Daniel Way...

This is actually a really cool idea! I love the fact that all the dialogue is cribbed from actual in-game events. Makes it seem more real and relatable than dozens of other sci-fi and superhero comics out there that have ponderous, pretentious, or downright dumb writing. I'd like to see this format expanded to other…

THIS IS MORE FRUSTRATING TO WATCH!

100,000 people

The ad from 2011 actually addresses the powerlaces issue: "Not until 2015". So I guess Nike was in fact, holding out.

Yay! No more of that torturous shoelace tying!
Now we can spend all that time on solutions for climate change, and the improvement of the human condition!

Well, I've gotta hand it to Apple. Their phones have spawned the absolute broadest and most diverse range of accessories I could have possibly imagined. You can plug your iPhone into some seriously obscure shit.

The asymmetry of the ear hair is definitely unattractive.

It's a hash oil vaporizer as one of the commenters pointed out.

No, no , no no no ...
Seriously , what the fuck is this stupid shit ?

Of course, he violated the second rule of how not to be seen. He stood up.

Hopefully this doesn't interfere the development of my current project, Flappy Candy, which is based completely unique gameplay mechanics...