Yeah my former GM used to take hours off of people's checks. Never mine because they knew I was watching. Now the new GM is all about everything being super legal which is almost sketchy in and of itself

Yessss cut your hair off after your wedding! It's so easy to maintain! I have to blowdry it just because I have a cowlick, but it takes like 5 minutes tops

Pixie cuts are amaaaaazing! I have one and it's so cute! I cut it myself since I have glasses and after my favorite stylist left nobody else would cut my bangs short enough, but pixies are so easy and cute and you should totes do it.

Oh man it Is sooo true though. The guy who held me up at gunpoint was more polite than like half the customers

I swear the bext geoup of frat dudes who wants discounts because it's one of their birthdays is getting knifed.

Pew pew!

Also, have you seen my hog kiss video?

I kiss my hog's belly sometimes. He doesn't like it though.

HERE I AM! FABULOOOOOUS

Seriously! I got my mom a Diamond Cabdle for Christmas and she loved it! It smelled like cupcakes, the ring was cute, and it was fun. The ring was too big for her, but almost all rings are so she has a band that makes them fit anyway. Idk how it's scammy. It's pretty obvious that you're not likely to get a $1000 ring.

<3

This is why we love you on GT. You're so awesome and sweet

She obviously doesn't

You can in Florida

Omfg I thought you were messing with me, but it's real and I'm so excited.

Ugh dry shampoo just does not work fot ne and it makes me so sad. On top of having fine hair, it's short and stubborn so wbrn I wake up I look like Einstein. Dry shampoo just does not work :(

Do you have fine hair? I have really fine hair (although a lot of it) and it gets greasy so fast. I have to shower every morning or I feel nasty. I work at subway and live in Florida though, so that probably doesn't help.

Don't forget the cheerleaders! They're usually bunnies or piggies!

Same with Dot. I like Daisy, but Dot smells soooo goood.

Oh geez. That's terrible.