Shit, even cheap olive oil is expensive!

I really like the Panache Andorra bra a lot! my only problem is the wires can be little uncomfortable because they come kind of high. I'm also a big fan of the Curvy Kate Daily Boost, but the tops of the cups can gape a little because I gave breasts that are fuller on the bottom.

I have a 26 inch inseam TT.TT

I read it as Magic Man

I made some super cool Adventure Time shoes between last night and today and people keep telling me to sell them. I'm honestly thinking about it. Anyone have experience with running an Etsy shop?

I was held up at work a few months ago while working by myself, and the other night I dreamt I was at work with my manager and it was really overcast outside. We cleaned like everything and then we got a bunch of customers, and while we had customers we got held up and some old lady tried to call the cops and I yelled…

AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE THE TORTOISE SHELL ONE IN THE CORNER

I saw him on another thread and realized he's a troll. Oops.

I actually watched the whole first season but decided not to watch the second when (SPOILERS MAYBE???) they made Katherine McPhee Marilyn. Like she was sooooooooo bad. It was terrible. All the characters were like "Omg she has Marilyn's essence" and I just did not get that(I'm a huge Marilyn Monroe fan so it…

Do it.

I actually started typing that, but decided to be nice. Obviously I was wrong and should have just said it.

I'm glad you understand

Ok bro. If you don't wanna see your hypocrisy that's cool with me.

Well considering that I've given more blowjobs than you, I'm gonna go ahead and say that you have no idea what you're talking about. There is a very high incidence of hair in mouth and you need to get the fuck over yourself. You sound very loving by the way, referring to your girlfriend's vagina as a "hairy box."

Have you ever given a blowjob? Because I can guarantee that just because you don't have hair on your penis that that doesn't mean your lady isn't getting hair in her mouth. I mean it is called going down right? Like in the direction where your pubes are?

I want to order delicious chickeny goodness, but I literally have $3 in my bank account and all I have here is rice and I don't want to make it. I think I have like $12 in coins, but that would be rude and I am not going to do that to the delivery person.

That sounds tooo cute. I think I'm going to come live with you now.

I just want to pet their little noggins and give them kisses. Baby birds are so precious.