Seems like you’d be really great at dinner parties.

Canadian vandalism.

Can we focus on the whole “button his desk that locked his door” thing? Because that’s not exactly a standard office feature. People had to have known about that specific piece of things, and holy shit would that make me awful suspicious of anyone who asked for that to be installed.

I always find it most irksome that so many people at the time thought Kurt Cobain’s suicide was some kind of cultural watershed moment destined to define my generation and would go out of their way to tell me so. It wasn’t.

I can think of no other role where John Candy was playing himself. He’s so genuine in this movie, it’s almost perfect.

Solution - open a whole bunch of credit cards to cover the balance of the student loans, and pay off student loans. Then default on the credit card debt, and file bankruptcy.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

You owe me 5 minutes and 3 neurons I lost reading this crap...

All of Texas did my exes

Apparently not, and that’s precisely the problem.

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

*sad Woo sound*

Uh, also can you call it an apology if he never, not once said he was sorry but did find a way to talk about how admired he is twice?

Also, he tries to somewhat justify it because he asked first?? Uhhh if you ask and the person says no, but you pull out your dick anyway, then that doesn’t make it “consensual.” It just confirms that you assaulted them.

Agreed - he really could of left that out because to me it negates the whole “I WAS WRONG” aspect of it.

Nah, man; it’s a breath of fresh air, to hear an admission, but “I’m sorry that I was so famous and popular, and they wanted it” is not much of an apology. It’s the best we’ve seen, still not good enough.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

I remember when Louie CK rumors became a thing on Gawker and Jezebel. I believed they were true based on something he said in his own stand-up. I was kind of shocked by how long time Jezzies got mad about how the rumors were reported on here. I kind of felt that if Louie CK wasn’t so well liked on this site the…

No, see here’s the thing. When you have power in a workplace and you “ask to consensually masturbate” someone can’t actually give proper consent because they risk losing their job if they say no.

You should send one to Rand Paul

You should send one to Rand Paul