- said no one after eating Papa John’s

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

I read that as “Adjust your speed to the reach the speed of your headlights”

Had it been deleted by accident, what I would give for someone to have snagged his username just to watch the meltdown.

Plastic cutting boards? lol

Plastic cutting boards? lol

No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

No one tells ThanksForMutton what cutting boards to use! No one!

That’s actually worth saluting

This is in line with what I have heard about Jared through IU and Indy family & friends. He pulled “Do you know who I am?” with my brother while trying to cut him in line at a bar.

First off, fuck Subway Jared. He ruined this lady’s life and Subway helped.

Nothing like an adult woman to cure a pedophile! Good job Subway. Maybe next you can make your sandwiches not disgusting.

“Let’s make a feminist shirt that Ivanka Trump can wear.” - Forever 21

When I worked at Lucky Brand Jeans in 2006-ish, a logo I hand drew for them showed up on a tote bag for sale at Forever 21. After a cease and desist letter, they removed the bag from shelves, removed the labels from the inventory and sent us all the bags. This is their typical routine, they consider it part of the…

Five pacers would allow for a lot of options; convert one to a rock crawler, another to a LeMons racer, the third into a pickup, and keep the fourth pristine as a daily driver. That leaves one as a parts-car. Less than 5 grand to satisfy all your vehicular needs seems like a bargain.

This is proof that sociopaths can also be fucking idiots.

Let’s not forget that single payer was the plan HRC wrote and advocated 20+ years ago and “Obamacare” was the GOP advocated compromise that was developed after GOP said no to single-payer. Now single payer is Bernie’s idea. Circle of life in politics, I guess.

So i should just accept it when I get my car back and it smells like fries and burger grease? It’s funny how you never hear about joy rides in ‘09 Impalas.

Opiate of the masses, indeed, but my own faith comes from the same place as Ben Franklin’s “I have lived...” speech.

Depression and anxiety? When I went in for heart surgery, it was then that I realized I really don’t fear my own mortality. I’m a religious man, and if the gods want me, I am prepared for the trip to Asgard to meet them.

It’s funny how any type of “spiritual” encounter a person may have during death is conveniently Explained Away here in this article as not being real. I honestly believe the most common phrase a person says after they die is, “I didn’t know”.

I’ve flatlined twice (fortunately super briefly both times) and neither that nor revival was any different from falling asleep and waking up, although the waking up from those was instantaneous, whereas, well, I’m not a morning person, let’s just say.